[Video] Home Improvement

[red_medic]

[And for a change, a certain Medic appears on the screen, covered in bloo- Wait. No. That isn't blood. It's paint. Actual, red paint. And he is trying his best to look as dignified as possible for someone covered in... Paint.]

Fein. I just... Might require some assistanze vizh zhis.

[Nope. He doesn't quite fancy having to ask for help. But there he goes, holding up a large, paint-covered brush.]

I haff a little paint job to hand over to someone more skilled in zhis area zhan I am.

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[beautifies]

[jesus christ are you izaya now or something]

Hmph. Others won't know what they're getting into. Fine. I accept this request of yours, but not because I want to.

[red_medic]

[Nope.avi - Still just Medic over here.]

Gut to hear. I vill send you zhe adress. Just vatch out for Archimedes.

[beautifies]

Archimedes?

[red_medic]

Archimedes. My dove. He ist a little... Exzited at zhe moment.

[beautifies]

What aren't you telling me? A dove is hardly a threat.

[red_medic]

I never said he ist ein threat. Just zhat you should vatch out for him. I assume he zhinks zhe red paint ist blood und keeps trying to bazh in it. Naturally, no bird can fly vizh zheir vings covered in paint, so you vill vant to be careful.

So far I managed to keep him out of zhe paint. Zhough zhat means he ist flying around zhe area und stops by to be a nuisanze every now und zhen.

[beautifies]

Why is a bird bathing in blood? [Grumbling:] Why does it have to be red paint...?

[red_medic]

Ask him. It ist his hobby, not mine. I only haff to vash him every time he soils himself. None of zhe ozher birds ever did zhis...

[And rolling his eyes again.]

Because ve vork für RED, not BLU! It ist bad enouff zhat zhe entire zity ist blue! It feels as if I am stuck in zhe BLU base!

[beautifies]

I can't talk with a bird. Anyway... What shade of red did you have in mind? If it's too bright, the effect will be jarring.

[red_medic]

Of course you can talk to a bird! Zhey haff ears.

Regardless: Red.

[And he's pointing at his paint-covered head now, the color slowly drying and turning into a slightly brownish, dark red. Looking even more like dried blood just about now. Medic, your preferences are showing.]

[beautifies]

[HAJIME NEEDS AN ADULT THAT ISN'T SOME WEIRD MEDIC DUDE. Okay, lets's stop talking about your weird cannibalistic bird. It's Shuu Iwamine, isn't it? He clears his throat as he adjusts his glasses, pointedly looking away.]

Crimson. A red with a hint of blue will harmonize with the dominant hue of the city. It's preferable to a bloody red.

[red_medic]

[This face. This face forever. And it comes wih a clearly dangerous edge in the man's voice.]

No. Blue. No blue anyvhere. Zhis ist not about harmonizing. Zhe choize of color is not up to you eizher. Ist das klar?!*


*[[Did you understand that?!]]

[beautifies]

[Hajime responds very calmly, if only mildly annoyed. Sure, Medic has made his message loud and clear, but colors are kind of more important.]

There's no point in painting if it's just going to be an eyesore.

[red_medic]

[Of course colors are more important!]

Zhe point in painting it ist to not haff it be blue anymore! Vhy else vould I do it even?

[beautifies]

If it's red, then it's not blue! Why does it matter to you what color red it is? I'm telling you that red will be unsightly!

[red_medic]

It vill be red. Nozhing else. BLU ist zhe enemy!

[beautifies]

[why are you fighting against a color dude you are a bit loco]

Your enemy isn't important to me. If it's red, then it's red. Nothing more.

[red_medic]

[Well observed.]

Indeed. Red. So ve haff ein agreement at last.

[beautifies]

So we do.