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003; accidental video

[ There's nothing but a blur of blue at first, a muffled groan somewhere. ]

What in the actual fu--

[ A pause, a gasp, and then the sound of running feet. ]

Dirk!

[ THUD. A second later, the SFC that's on has tumbled out of the pocket it was in and lands on the ground, showing the current scene a little sideways.

Roxy's laying on top of Dirk, her arms wrapped awkwardly around him, and she has her face buried in his chest. They're wearing some interesting outfits (nice pants, Dirk), but that seems to be the last thing on their minds. ]

You're okay! I thought you weren't because fuck the Batterwitch but you are you're okay and I'm okay and nothing is going on and look! We're back and-- you know what I probably shouldn't be laying on top of you should I. Lemme just...

[ She caaaaaaaaaaassually slides off of him and picks up her SFC, shutting it again and turning it back off. ]

((ooc; ps dirk and roxy are back from their update 8U replies will probably come from both))

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Who the fuck knows with her. I mean she's obviously trying to get all the po--

[ AND THEN SUDDENLY JAKE ENGLISH??

Roxy squawks as she's dragged into the hug, and she flails a little bit, batting at his arm. ]

Jake. Jakey. Sweetie. Air. Please.

[It's okay if Jake doesn't want to be awkward around them, they can manage to be awkward around him to make up for it.

Now, though, is time to sustain their ability to breathe. Because ow, his ribs.]

Son of a fuck, Jake, let go.

It's hard to let go.

_{[ He doesn't completely let go, but he does loosen his grip, and sort of slouches forward against them both. He leans back, keeping his eyes on the ground. ]}

I was fretting you left because of something I did cause I messed up. You've been gone for several days, so I was really starting to flip out. Then I remembered we can't just leave this place so I thought something really horrible had happened!

_{[ Of course, the conversation puts the attention on him. He cups his hand over one of his eyes, evidently upset. Upset, but still relieved. ]}

Ummm. Sorry.

S'ok. We just had to like... fast forward a bit through life I guess. How long were we gone? It's been a whole buncha months since we last saw the place.

[ So many months.

So many strange, tense months.

But Jake, at least for Roxy, is a welcome addition to this little party. At least she can chat with him without feeling too weird.

Y'know. Minus the whole marriage and babies thing. ]

[It's been five months, but it's not hard to remember the terms Jake and he parted on. He wonders if it says something, that the same thing happened in both worlds. Is this thing of theirs just doomed to fail no matter what?

At least now he can understand why Jake was avoiding him, even in the knowledge doesn't really comfort him.

They'll need to talk, Dirk resolves.]

We didn't have a choice in it. This place can be fucked up, sometimes.

Ah, no matter. What is most important is the fact you two are back now, donned in some fancy threads, I dare say, I'm jealous of your shorts, Strider.

_{[ He is just going to turn around and wiggle inbetween you two. Perfect. Content with his shoulders brushing them both he sniffles a little, feeling his emotions calming down after a moment.
Wait a second....
Fancy clothing... ]}

..Did you two reach godtier? Is that what this is?

_{[ Jake, pls. ]}

Yep. All hells of god tier. You and Janey did, too.

[ Janey is also being mind controlled but you know whatever not important.

And then Roxy pauses.

And looks at Jake.

And then her lips start trembling and she starts snorting, trying to hold back the laughter.

She may have been traumatized when she saw him for like half a second, being dragged by redjane, but she remembers.

She remembers the panties. ]

_{[ Jake listens, feeling his lips curl into a bigger smile at that. This was great news to him. He was half frightened he would not be able to do that, but he takes her word for it. Jake is oblivious to Roxy's giggling, and he reaches down, taking them each by his calloused hands. A squeeze for Roxy; a squeeze for Dirk. He sighs out contently. ]}

I am so proud of us, then. I knew you both would have it in you. I was uncertain about myself.
What other news do you both have?

Didn't have to. We ended up sitting around it Derse's moon as it blew up around us. Which might be for the best, since I sincerely doubt we would have gotten around to killing each other on our own.

[Dirk, on the other hand, definitely notices the giggling. And he leans forward to glance at Roxy around Jake's shoulder, because he's glad to have something to focus on other than the fact that Jake's holding his hand.]

What's so funny, RL?

[ She finally cracks and just collapses against Jake in a fit of hysterical laughter. ]

PANTIES. FUCKIN' PANTIES. HE'S WEARING FUCKIN' GOLDEN PANTIES. I've got Dirk in puffy shorts and tights and Jakey here gets to wear panties and I can't handle. I cannot handle it. It's the best thing in the world.

[ Aaaaaand wiping away a tear. ]

_{[ Um....
He lets go of both of their hands to put his arm around Roxy in a sort of supporting way before looking over at Dirk in a bit of alarm, if not confusion as well. ]}

What's she on about, Dirk?

I think it's your God Tier, bro.

[And now Dirk has to crack a smile.]

Fucking gold panties, really?

Just picture it. Gold cape. Lookin' pretty studly. And then you look down further and BAM. Golden briefs. Just... just briefs. Legs bare as hell.

Golden panties.

[ Okay. Okay. Deep breath. Exhale. Laughter is doNOPE SHE LOOKED AT HIM AGAIN. ]

I'm so sorry, Jake.

_{[ Jake looks from Dirk to Roxy and puts two and two together. Apparently he was with Roxy when he was Godtier, or something, and Dirk hadn't seen it, which was sort of a relief.
The thought of walking around with his legs so stark naked is rather embarassing. He feels his cheeks begin to redden a deep color. ]}

Wh... what are you trying to say!
That I look bad when I reach that elevated level of status?!

Oh no, sweetie, you look fine. I think it's mostly the shock of seeing you without pants on. And also that they're bright as fuck gold.

[ Gently pats his cheek. ]

Also you have absolutely nothing to be embarrassed about.

[ exaggerated wink ]

At least the God Tier shit isn't required uniform.

[la la la he's not listening to any talk about Jake's crotch no he's not.]

_{[ Jake flinches when he is patted, mouth gaping slightly as he can only imagine what his outfit could possibly look like. He recoils in mild horror, putting his face in his hands as his ears turn red. ]}

In something called panties I'm sure you can see just about everything!

Only the outline!

[ :D ]

And of course you looked.

[That bit's directed at Roxy, because nope, he's not going to think about that, no he's really not.]

_{[ Jake makes a high pitched muffled noise and covers his face completely with his hands before falling backwards and lying on the floor between them, too embarrassed to really say anything.

Jake is broken right now. Please try again later. ]}

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jake plz

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momlonde icon is most appropriate rn

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