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[onebecametwo]

[ He has no idea how it got so sparkly. He kept pressing formatting buttons until it became AWESOME. ]

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[voice]

[onebecametwo]

That would be Earth, genius.

[ Can you hear the eyeroll? ]

And I'm pretty that as a teenage boy I'm more of an expert then you are in the subject of what teenage boys do.

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[heartandsoul]

Hey. Screw you! Some people don't come from Earth around here.

[No but she gets the gist.]

And it's not like I don't believe you on the drawing boobs part, I know boys are obsessed with those, it's just...why would they draw that? Who are they trying to impress?

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[onebecametwo]

So what planet are you from?

And it ain't to impress anyone. It's because it's funny or some shit. I don't know. It's just a thing we do.

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[heartandsoul]

Well it's dumb.

[Maka, you already knew that boys were dumb.]

And it looks diseased anyway.

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[onebecametwo]

I see I see.

[ He's rubbing his chin in a thoughtful manner... not that you can.. actually... see that. ]

So you're a penis expert, huh?

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[heartandsoul]

[NOPE. HE'S NOT GETTING HER THIS TIME.]

If you call pointing out the obvious of what looks like a magical STD being an expert, you have a weird idea of what an expert is.

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[onebecametwo]

Whoa... what would I do if I had a magical dick...

[ The opportunities seem endless. ]

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[heartandsoul]

...Say goodbye to it, because if there was such thing as a magical disease that effects the genitals, it'd probably fall off and take on a life of its own.

[What a dork.]

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[onebecametwo]

I meant the magic without the disease!

[ Geez Pigtails. Read his mind okay? ]

Like if I could shoot lasers out of it.

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[heartandsoul]

...You'd have a hard time having...uh...any sort of relations.

[Nah, she'll just continue being a killjoy realist.]

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[onebecametwo]

Pigtails, you're no fun.

[ Stop crushing his dreams gdi! ]

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[heartandsoul]

That's me, official fun-killer.

[If she were more in tune with body horror and perversions thereof she'd probably make a vagina dentata comment.

But thankfully Maka is not that corrupted.]

And for crying out loud, my name isn't Pigtails, it's Maka.

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[onebecametwo]

[ She would have probably successfully freaked him the hell out. ]

Yeah, probably not gonna remember that. So Pigtails it is.

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[heartandsoul]

Wow, jerk, like your name is any easier to remember.

[Even though she does remember it, she's not RUDE.]

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[onebecametwo]

It's Devit! It's like 'David' but not quite!

[ Damn how could you forget his name? ]

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[heartandsoul]

What? You said it's David? Okay then, David.

[It's the little things in life.]

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[onebecametwo]

[ Oh goddammit. ]

You're not as cute as you like to pretend you are.

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[heartandsoul]

I never tried to convince anyone that I'm cute, you came to that conclusion by yourself, pal.

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[onebecametwo]

Oh please. You're totally up to something. Your stupid cute pigtails are a lie to get people to trust you. And then you lure 'em in and...and I haven't figured that part out yet!

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[heartandsoul]

Hey, you're the one that's saying I'm cute. I think you're just paranoid.

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[onebecametwo]

I'm not saying you're cute! I'm saying no one can be that damn cute and not have ulterior motives!

[ He has this feeling... this odd feeling... that somehow he is losing a battle here. ]

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[heartandsoul]

[Well he accomplished something.

He's making her laugh!!!!]

You totally just did!

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[onebecametwo]

[ Why.. why is she laughing? He is SO serious right now! ]

No! No... you're manipulating my mind somehow! I'm on to you!

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[heartandsoul]

I'm just a regular human being, Devit, I don't have anything special about me besides a sixth sense.

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[onebecametwo]

...You... you're reading my miiiind.