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[onebecametwo]

[ He has no idea how it got so sparkly. He kept pressing formatting buttons until it became AWESOME. ]

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[paladaddy]

I didn't know you were still keeping track of that.

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[onebecametwo]

there hasn't been a whole lot to do here

[ He's bored ]

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[paladaddy]

You could get a job. Or start attending classes, when I start teaching again.

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[onebecametwo]

a job? i don't do jobs. and i know how to read and write and shit so i don't exactly need any classes or anything

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[paladaddy]

What about practical classes?
Something like survival skills, or how to be more personable.

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[onebecametwo]

are you saying i'm not fucking personable??

i don't know, maybe if there was a class about makeup i might take it. i think there's a lot of kinds around that i never saw back home.

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[paladaddy]

Makeup isn't my strong point, unfortunately.

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[onebecametwo]

no shit! if you knew even a little you'd be using stuff to tone down them wrinkles.

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[paladaddy]

These wrinkles show experience and maturity!

[He is the most mature guy ever you have no idea.]

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[onebecametwo]

which is just what an old dude who has no idea how to use basic products would say about his wrinkles

[ Mature? Pfffft. You were all but telling him to go stuff cheese in a heating vent a couple minutes ago. ]

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[paladaddy]

I don't need them so I don't need to know how to use them.
Even with wrinkles I get more girls than most of the men here.

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[onebecametwo]

with WHO? high school girls?

[ He's noticed a distinct lack of mature ladies 'round these parts. ]

don't get yourself arrested!

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[paladaddy]

No!
I'll have you know that I've gotten to know three women here already. Three! And I have only been here a month!

[Nevermind that all three of them are pretty much the majority of the adult women in Vatheon. DETAILS.]

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[onebecametwo]

do i really need to explain to you that getting to know a girl does not mean the same fucking thing as getting the girl?

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[paladaddy]

Getting to know a girl is the first step in getting a girl.

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[onebecametwo]

but you still haven't gotten one

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[paladaddy]

I've only been here a month. Patience is a virtue.

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[onebecametwo]

i guess you would know that being a priest and all

[ ...wait a sec.]

you ARE a priest right?

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[paladaddy]

Yes?
I remember having this conversation before.

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[onebecametwo]

i'm no expert but isn't there some rule against getting in the ladies if you're a priest?

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[paladaddy]

Those rules are more like guidelines.
Besides I'm an exorcist too and exorcists are allowed to date and get married. We have to make the next generation of exorcists, after all.

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[onebecametwo]

so you're trying to make the next generation huh? that's a tall task for one pervy old priest.

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[paladaddy]

I already have kids, so my work is done.

[Nevermind that they're adopted and not genetically related to him.]

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[onebecametwo]

so there's a few mini yous running around stuffing cheese in vents? scary.

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[paladaddy]

Nah Yukio wouldn't do that. Rin might, though.