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[onebecametwo]

[ He has no idea how it got so sparkly. He kept pressing formatting buttons until it became AWESOME. ]

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[onebecametwo]

what are you a size queen?

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[circumsutus]

I'm too old for you.

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[onebecametwo]

why is this the first conclusion you jump to?

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[circumsutus]

You asked about my sexual preferences.

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[onebecametwo]

[ Thank god this is text cause Devit has the sudden feeling that this other dude is making one creepy ass face ]

so i did, so i did. how do ya feel about the glitter though>

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[circumsutus]

[Stein's never made a creepy face in his life.]

Have you ever used glitter for anything? It gets everywhere and sticks in the oddest places for months.

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[onebecametwo]

[ of COURSE not ]

i dumped a jar on tyki mikk once. he was sparkly FOREVER!

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[circumsutus]

Now imagine that much glitter around your genitals.

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[onebecametwo]

well yeah that would be pretty fucking unfortunate in reality

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[circumsutus]

It would be.

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[onebecametwo]

to be fair i would never actually dip my balls in glitter

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[circumsutus]

False advertising.

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[onebecametwo]

sorry to disappoint you

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[circumsutus]

You'll have to do better next time.

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[onebecametwo]

would you like to see the hypno tits instead?

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[circumsutus]

No, thank you.

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[onebecametwo]

you are kinda seriously boring.

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[circumsutus]

Am I?