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[onebecametwo]

[ He has no idea how it got so sparkly. He kept pressing formatting buttons until it became AWESOME. ]

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[onebecametwo]

just breath. you can get through this man.

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[stridercentric]

naw. im getting euphoria overload just conversing with you through this piece of shit.

medical assistance may be required if this keeps up.

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[onebecametwo]

holy shit really? should i get a doctor??

[ NORMALLY he is not concerned about people needing doctors. But you are clearly his fan here. ]

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[stridercentric]

[Bro just gives a mean little chuckle when he reads that.]

oh man.

glittery dick senpai is worried about me. thats so great.

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[onebecametwo]

[ ...this is almost beginning to feel like sarcasm. Is that what this is? Sarcasm, why you so hard to read online? ]

the fuck is senpai? are you making fun of me?!

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[stridercentric]

[Oh look, the realization is dawning. Should he drop the shtick? ... Nah, let's keep it up a little longer.]

senpai is japanese. means youre like my superior.

i look up to you and shit.

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[onebecametwo]

[ So meeeaaan. No really he probably deserves it. ]

i think there's some fucking funny business going on.

[ All these made up words! ]

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[stridercentric]

you got that right.

it is pretty fucking funny.

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[onebecametwo]

you fucking bastard

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[stridercentric]

sticks and stones man.