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[onebecametwo]

[ He has no idea how it got so sparkly. He kept pressing formatting buttons until it became AWESOME. ]

Comments

[Voice]

[closedcircuit]

And why did you feel the need to show it to the network?

It's not very polite.

[Voice]

[onebecametwo]

Because it's funny and I don't give a shit about being polite. If people got a problem it's their issue.

[Voice]

[closedcircuit]

It's really not funny at all. You can at least try to respect other people. There are children here, after all.

[Not that this is appropriate for adults either.]

[Voice]

[onebecametwo]

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset little girls like yourself.

[ It is appropriate for all ages. ]

[Voice]

[closedcircuit]

[ Ky sniffs. ]

It is possible to filter your messages to just adults. I suggest you use those filters in the future.

[Voice]

[onebecametwo]

[ What is this guy's ISSUE? ]

I suggest you not fucking overreact to harmless shit in the future.

[Voice]

[closedcircuit]

I wasn't overreacting.

[ His reaction was clearly perfectly proportional! ]

[Voice]

[onebecametwo]

You were acting like a sparkly cock and balls made out of text symbols was a goddamn sign of the mother fucking apocalypse.

[Voice]

[closedcircuit]

It's not exactly polite.

[Voice]

[onebecametwo]

Okay okay, look I'm sorry.

[ He's apologizing, SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT HERE. SOMETHING IS UP. ]

But in all seriousness can I ask you a question? I mean it's about something I'm kinda starting to worry about.

[Voice]

[closedcircuit]

[Politeness is never suspect!]

Please, go ahead.

[Voice]

[onebecametwo]

Just how big IS the stick lodge up your ass? I'm seriously concerned it could be doing some major damage by now.

[ He is so worried about you. ]

[Voice]

[closedcircuit]

I--

How can you think it's appropriate to say such a thing!

...Just because I obey rules of propriety!