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Damn, seriously? You know, I did get the distinct impression that guy was undressing me with his eyes.

[ He just... didn't realize it until this very moment! ]

Well same thing's still gotta go down. We just hook him up with a dude instead of a chick. Your bro is in serious need of stress relief.

[Rin has to snort at that.]

I don't think he'd be that obvious about it. Yukio ain't like that.

[Buuuut...]

Much as I hate to admit it, you're right. Shitty thing is? I know a guy who really likes him. A lot. But Yukio doesn't remember him.

Man... Spot's even colder then I thought.

We gotta find this guy. Or like... leave his picture on your brother's nightstand or something. Get some sparks going.

[Huffing quietly over here. As much as he'd like to see Yukio happy, he doubts meddling this much in his affairs would accomplish anything except getting Yukio and Ronald annoyed with him.]

I know they've been talkin'... and Yukio just got back so that might be pushin' it a bit. I mean it took a good three, four months before Maka and I got together even...

I want Yukio to be happy, sure, but gettin' in his affairs like that would probably just get me shot at. Again.

[ Aww man... now Rin's sounding all serious and stuff. And Devit was getting really hyped about getting some matchmaking shit together ~~he's the disciple of BONDS dammit~~ ]

Damn. Well I guess there's not much else you can fucking do. I mean if your brother's gonna shoot you.

[ He sighs heavily. ]

This means punching you in the face is probably back on now.

[Rin really does want Yukio to be happy. As much as his pisses him off, he's still Rin's little brother and he cares about him.

But he also knows there's a line he toes just by being him.]

Wh-whoa whoa hey wait on a second! Just a second! We're havin' a good conversation now, why's that gotta end?

Well our truce was so we could try and gut your brother laid. Since that's not happening...

[ he trails off and then snickers. ]

Nah, I'm shitting you. To be honest I really don't feel like punching you anymore.

[ aka we were both kinda assholes the other day let's leave it at that. ]

[Yeah he can agree with that.]

Good, I don't feel like punchin' you either.

So you wanna hang out sometime? This place is pretty much boring as hell and someone gave me an interesting idea for a prank I wanna try out.

[ And he would rather not take the fall by himself if found out. ]

... depends on who you're goin' after.

[Rin practically knows everyone so he's more cautious about causing trouble than he used to be.]

...You know, I haven't actually thought that far yet.

Might wanna get that set first. There are some people here you really don't wanna mess with.

Ain't gonna knock a good prank, but this is a good place to learn "pick your battles" early.

True, true. So basically I should wait until my gun gets fixed before I try anything too extreme.

Probably.

... iiiiin the mean time can we truce over food?

[Assuming you eat, you twig.]

Sounds good, I'm fucking starved! What's good around here anyways?

[ He is a very healthy 117 lbs thank you-okay yeah you can probably see his ribs a little. ]

[Wow, Devit. Rin is heavier than you.]

I'm actually a pretty awesome chef, if you wanna come over.

[ Being heavier then a Devit is not a hard thing to do. ]

You can cook?

[ Do you hear the disbelief in his voice? ]

[~~Kazue likes her boys meaty, obviously~~]

Mhm.

[He's used to getting that kind of reaction, really.]

Started teachin' myself when I was seven, and now I'm one of two head chefs at Golden Victory.

I'll believe when I see it. And by see I mean taste. Obviously.

[ As long as it doesn't kill him first. Who knows what this kid puts in his cooking? ]

So where should I meet ya anyways?

[He doesn't put anything he shouldn't put in food. That would just be awful if he did!]

I live in a place called the Villa. It's [insert some general directions here].

'K. I'll be there soon! Prep a fucking feast, okay?

[ And he's off! The Villa doesn't seem to be too hard to find. Once he gets there he just walks right on in and wanders around until he sees the apparent master chef. ]

Whoa. That tail's actually real, huh?

[Omfg Devit haven't you ever heard of knocking.

Okay no Rin is actually pretty used to people just wandering in. There's usually some one in the Villa at any given time so it's not like they have to worry too much about their hospitality being taken advantage of.

The mention of the tail earns a twitch of said appendage in all it's black fluffy glory from underneath his teeshirt, which he currently has a blue apron over. Devit will also be walking in to a house that perpetually smells like really really good food.]

No I wear it for shits and giggles and because I'm a loser cosplayer.

[Rolling his eyes at that.]

Of course it's real.

[ Devit does not knock. Hell if the door hadn't been unlocked he would have crawled through a window. Also yes. Fuck. It smells so amazing in here. ]

Fine fine, ain't doubting ya.

[ ...He kinda wants to pull it just to make sure... ]

Smells pretty good in here, that seriously all you?

[Be prepared to kiss a wall if you touch it, Dev. Only certain people get that privilege.]

Yup. Other people do cook here, but I do a lot of it when I'm not workin'. Hell, back home I almost landed a job once just 'cause I was able to turn some shit instant noodles in to somethin' edible.

[ He's just barely resisting. Mainly because he doesn't know if grabbing a guy's tail is like the same thing as grabbing his dick or something. And, ew no. ]

Fuck... are you a kitchen elf or something?

[ Cause he heard a story before about how sometimes little elves go into a person's house to help out... and Rin DID kinda have pointed ears. ]

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