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Oh, fun.

[And he really does mean that, which is odd considering curses. Axel sets his communicator down a little ways away so he can show off some new duds (minus that sneaky chakram there, but you get the point, right?).

... He could probably do without the thong, but, uh, pretend it's not there. Even if its showing.]

Who else woke up with a wardrobe change?

[Careful if you choose to respond, by the way. ... He's got his eye on that thing you've got there and may or may not really, really, really want it for himself.]

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I'd be down with that.

If you can keep up with me.

Even if I can't currently, than Arty could.

[Who is Arty? He just won't say!]

Let's meet at the quest board, then. I believe I saw something there the two of us could accomplish.

Arty?

[Hrrmmm. Axel unsheathes one of his daggers to check it over. It's weird, but at least he has two of them so it'll be more familiar. Then with a little salute,]

Will do. And I'll beat you there, too.

Yes. [Wow that explains nothing.] I'll meet you there, then.

[Off he goes!]

[It's a good thing he's used to dealing with people like you. Er. Trolls. Or whatever. You get the basic idea.

When Darkleer shows up, Axel won't be anywhere in sight. Not yet, anyway.]

[Darkleer is starting to see a pattern with certain kinds of people... Good thing he didn't bring anything of value with him besides his bow, which he keeps in his hand, along with Arty.]

[You know, the bald mustachioed centaur with abs of steel, a magnificent mustache, and udders.]

[Well, that's an interesting looking creature over there, isn't it? Axel stares at it for a moment... before he leaps over, pretty much balancing himself on top of the quest board because he can.]

Yo.

[Darkleer jolts a little bit, in a way that mostly means his fingers tighten on his bow, before he looks over Axel curiously. He stares at his pants for one envious moment before snapping out of it.]

At least you're agile. I'll give you that.

[Now if only he could tug the pants up. Axel nods then eyes the... cow looking thing.]

So is this your other partner?

[Arty is a beautiful mighty beast, show some respect.]

Yes. His name is Arty. I believe that most "Beast Masters" get a companion.

[Sure, sure. The mustache definitely deserves some props.]

Ah, is that what you are? Friend of mine is the same thing.

[Now he'll be hopping down in front of you.]

'sup, Arty.

[Yeah, he's talking to him before he turns to glance at the Quest Board again.]

Really? I wonder what sort of creature he has, then.

[Arty, being prim and proper like any true gentlemusclebeast, gives a slight bow to Axel. Darkleer just goes to inspect the Quest Board as well.]

So, what type of task interests you?

It's a Samurai Nobody from home. Maybe you'll be introduced at some point.

[That would be a sight. Anyway, back to this quest thing... Hm.]

Looks like there's a wolf problem.

There always seems to be a wolf problem. Another friend of mine noticed the same thing.

At least wolves don't usually offer much trouble in a proper battle... Then again, with this place, who knows what has changed.

I'd be willing to give them a run for their money either way.

[And steal some pretty pearly whites from them, too.]

Wolves can be quite clever in packs, you know, at least they were back on Alternia.

[Still, he's down for it.]

My matesprit and I discovered that earlier when we went on a quest together. Think you can handle a group of them?

Your what?

[He turns to look at the other before he grins wider, cocky.]

If I can handle laser shooting, flying Heartless, then I can handle a couple of puppies.

Lover.

[Man, Axel, get with the program already jeez!]

Very well then. Shall we go?

I should've known.

[He gives a little stretch then nods.]

Let's go, lover boy.

[Annnnnd RUNNING.]

What does that mean?

[Humans, nneh... Shaking his head, Darkleer tries his best to keep up, although it's Arty who really has the advantage. Such grace!]

I thought it'd be straight forward!

[He calls over his shoulder as he keeps running. ... Wow, that cow thing can really run. Such grace, indeed.]

[It is a beautiful thing, really.]

Well it is not!

Lover. Boy. What more do you need?

[Sorry, man. Axel's just that kind of guy.]

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