001. [video] intro.

[notchosenbychoice]

[Gives the SFC a gentle flick, giving the camera a wry smile. Seems like he's managed to get rid of all signs of his wet arrival, minus his damp clothes. He's trying very hard to forget the whole incident for your benefit.]

So what, all I get for gracing you all with my presence is this booklet and this horrendous tunic? No welcome party, no parades, no nothing? Geez. Not to mention there's water in places you don't deserve to even know about.

[He pouts his pretty boy pout, looking very hurt indeed.]

Ah, well, I'll forgive you this time. I'm sure that there should be plenty of hunnies out there to cheer me up, yeah? We can have a party of our own now that the great Zelos is here! 

Oh, and Lloyd and friends? That includes my dear, voluptuous hunny, my darling angel, my cool beauty, and my precious little one-- If you're here, you're invited, too. Don't leave a man hanging, hmm?

[With a wink and a grin, he turns off the feed.]

Comments

[Video]

[notchosenbychoice]

That's true, you are very special, aren't you.

[Video]

[fightforastar]

Flattery's not going to get you anywhere either.

[Video]

[notchosenbychoice]

You're hard to please. So any words of wisdom for this poor soul?

[Video]

[fightforastar]

I'm just trying to be clear. I'm only interested in being friends. Don't try too hard.

[Video]

[notchosenbychoice]

[He chuckles.] Alright, alright, I gotcha.

I was just asking generally, though.

[Video]

[fightforastar]

Mm, I guess that is my advice.

Some women don't like being talked to with special "skills." It feels more honest being talked to like any other person.

[Video]

[notchosenbychoice]

But I am being honest! [Liar.] Every one of my hunnies is beautiful in their own way!

[Video]

[fightforastar]

And if you weren't trying to get into their pants, would you still tell them that?

[Video]

[notchosenbychoice]

Of course! You think too little of me - I'm not always trying to score, you know.

[Video]

[fightforastar]

I know you're not.

...just most of the time.

[Video]

[notchosenbychoice]

[More like almost none of the time.] What can I say, women are usually jumping at the chance.

Not here, seems. It's a relief, really. I love the chase, after all!

[Video]

[fightforastar]

Is that right? Are you some kind of celebrity back home?

[Video]

[notchosenbychoice]

"Celebrity" is an understatement, sweetheart. Back home, I was the Chosen of mana, second in status only to the king.

[Video]

[fightforastar]

That title's probably not going to mean much here. I guess you get a break.

[Video]

[notchosenbychoice]

I know. But you know what they say-- old habits die hard.

[Video]

[fightforastar]

So I've seen.

[Video]

[notchosenbychoice]

See? So you can cut a guy some slack every now and then, right?

[Video]

[fightforastar]

I think I cut you plenty of slack.

[Video]

[notchosenbychoice]

I'm sure one day we'll be on the same wavelength.

Doesn't look like today's that day, though.

[Video]

[fightforastar]

Guess not.

But you just got here. It's probably an off day.

[Video]

[notchosenbychoice]

Yeah. You gotta let my brain catch up, it's all waterlogged now.