> Nepeta: Place kitten on meowrail's head

[bestestfurrend]

[The SFC shows two bare grey feet padding along the ground, climbing up stairs carefully and quietly before a door is pushed open with a muffled giggle followed by a surprised, kittenish squeak.]

Shhh. The fursome hunters must appurroach their purrey quietly and undetected!

[This whispered declaration is answered by a tiny mew as their quarry comes into view, deeply asleep and unsuspecting. His long dark hair is spread out smooth and sleek on the pillow, and as the fierce predator leans over him in his sleep her tiny furry partner is placed carefully on his head, squarely between his horns.

She then scampers back to hide behind the door, still filming as the little white kitten shakes itself and starts climbing down the blueblood's face.

This is going to be interesting.]


((ooc: responses may come from either or both Nepeta and Equius!))

Comments

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < it is my bestest idea yet 8DD

[thekidsare0kay]

unle22 he 2neeze2.

[stayb100ponyboy]

d-- > ur a jerk captor

[It's hard to type with one hand when there's a kitten on your chest, don't judge.]

[thekidsare0kay]

cap2l0ck.
h0w am i a jerk, anyway?

[stayb100ponyboy]

d --> i didn'T make fun off u when u weer blind

[thekidsare0kay]

chill 0ut, highbl00d.
it'2 ju2t a cute m0ment fr0m y0ur m0irail, it'2 n0thing like having my vi2i0n 0rb2 burned 0ut 0f my 2kull.

[thekidsare0kay]

be2ide2, y0u're m0re fun t0 make fun 0f than i am.

[stayb100ponyboy]

D -> Lies
d -_> ur hilarious to make fun of

[thekidsare0kay]

0h really.
h0w d0 y0u kn0w?

dat icon... stop putting bad thoughts in my head!

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Finally, the kitten is off his chest and he can type with both hands now.]

D --> Because I know

Nope

[thekidsare0kay]

y0u w0uldn't kn0w hilari0u2 if it bit y0u 0n the bulge.

[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> That
D --> Would not be hilarious

[thekidsare0kay]

hehehehehe.
it really w0uld.

[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> Not nearly as hilarious as it would be if it were you getting bit on the bulge

[They are teenage boys. It was inevitable this would turn into dick jokes.]

[thekidsare0kay]

w0w, h0w l00d y0u're being there, equiu2.
al20 what'2 with y0u filthing y0ur2elf up with my c0l0ur?
2candal0u2.

[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> Goddamnit, the idiot who controls these things was clearly pretending to be an ancient computer
D --> You know
D --> Your ancestor
D --> And got confused

D --> Let's pretend these tags never happened

[thekidsare0kay]

hehehehe.
agreed.

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < but hes not allergic to kitties...

[thekidsare0kay]

2till, 2neezing c0uld alway2 happen.

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < ill get her off of him in time if it does

[thekidsare0kay]

i h0pe 20!

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < dont be mean DDX
:33 < i will!

[thekidsare0kay]

i'm n0t being mean!

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < i dont want to think of my kitten exploding DDX

[thekidsare0kay]

then maybe that'2 n0t the be2t place t0 put it.