> Nepeta: Place kitten on meowrail's head

[bestestfurrend]

[The SFC shows two bare grey feet padding along the ground, climbing up stairs carefully and quietly before a door is pushed open with a muffled giggle followed by a surprised, kittenish squeak.]

Shhh. The fursome hunters must appurroach their purrey quietly and undetected!

[This whispered declaration is answered by a tiny mew as their quarry comes into view, deeply asleep and unsuspecting. His long dark hair is spread out smooth and sleek on the pillow, and as the fierce predator leans over him in his sleep her tiny furry partner is placed carefully on his head, squarely between his horns.

She then scampers back to hide behind the door, still filming as the little white kitten shakes itself and starts climbing down the blueblood's face.

This is going to be interesting.]


((ooc: responses may come from either or both Nepeta and Equius!))

Comments

[Video]

[bestestfurrend]

[She grins at him, giving him a thumbs-up in return.]

It was the most appurrpriate choice!

[...hmm. He looks different than usual, somehow.]

[Video]

[shippingmath]

So do you usually drop cats on his face?

[He is not going to help her figure out that somehow.]

[Video]

[bestestfurrend]

Not usually. Usually I just jump on him myself!

[HE LOOKS STRANGE, THOUGH. She is confused.]

[Video]

[shippingmath]

Looks like he might prefer that. Either that or use a robot kitten next time.

[Video]

[bestestfurrend]

But real kittens are so much fluffier!

[Whoops, she heard what Equius just told him.]

Oh my paws, that's right! It's your hair that's different!

[Video]

[shippingmath]

[Deadpan.]

Congratulations on your impeccable observational skills. The dye'd better fucking wash out soon.

[Video]

[bestestfurrend]

Well, I don't usually pay attention to people's hair! Trolls' hair is almost always plain black!

I like the blue, though. ...purrhaps you can dye it yellow again if you don't want to keep it and it won't wash out?

[Video]

[shippingmath]

That's just as likely to have hillaribad results as the blue caused in the first place. I can be patient.

[And then the dye will fade to gray, and he'll take it back.]

[Video]

[bestestfurrend]

You could wear a wig in the meantime if you don't like looking at it! [She will lend him one of her roleplay wigs if he wants. They are awesome. By which we mean awful.]

[Video]

[shippingmath]

No, I could not.

[He is offended by the idea. Even if it was an awesome wig.]

[Video]

[bestestfurrend]

Why not?!

[Video]

[shippingmath]

Because [it probably wouldn't fit] it's a wig.