11: [video]

[paladaddy]

[when the SFC turns on, there’s actually two people visible. One is Shiro, and he looks less than pleased. He has removed his coat at some point, and now Rin is wearing it. Rin certainly looks worse for wear. Whatever happened has left him with a mostly-bandaged arm, and several spots of skin that aren’t covered by the jacket are red and faintly blistered. He doesn’t look terribly happy either but he’s not frowning nearly as much as Shiro.

They're also up on the island, sitting on the beach.]

Good afternoon. We, ah, felt it was important to let you all know something-

[Rin cuts in before Shiro can fully get to his explanation]

Dad broke the ocean.

[Shiro sputters at that and is quick to protest.]

I did not break the ocean!

Yeah, okay, we both broke it. Well. I mean-- I dared Dad to bless the ocean and it kinda worked better than we were expectin’.

That doesn’t mean it's broken, it’s just a little holier than it was yesterday.

[Whoops they were supposed to be talking to the SFC, not each other. So Shiro turns his attention back to that.]

We just wanted to warn any residents who might be affected by holy water, you probably won’t want to go swimming for a day or two.

Still think it’s funny to say you broke it...

[The feed shuts off just after Shiro smacks Rin on the back of his head.]

Comments

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[keepsthefire]

Dad miestered in all five ranks, Dragoon is probably his best, and he's been doin' it for longer than you and I have alive.

Sorry, man. I'm puttin' my yen on the old man.

[video]

[onebecametwo]

Experience don't mean shit if you got skill. But if you're gonna be like that, Gamp-boy, I ain't sharing any of my bacon with you. It's gonna be crispy as hell too.

[video]

[keepsthefire]

[Look at all the fucks he gives, Dev. Look at them.

Ohwait--]

That's fine, I don't really like bacon anyway.

[video]

[onebecametwo]

[ Devit is too stunned to reply for a moment. Just... omg did he really just hear that. ]

Who the hell doesn't like bacon? What is wrong with you?

[video]

[keepsthefire]

It's too greasy.

[Devit, he's Japanese. It's not exactly a common staple in his diet.]

[video]

[onebecametwo]

That's why you pat it down a little bit first with a towel! So it stays nice and crispy and not soggy and greasy and awful!

[ Well Devit is American and you are clearly insane. ]

[video]

[keepsthefire]

[scuse you he's quite sane for a demon with anger issues]

It just tastes weird to me, okay? I've never really liked pork. I like beef more.

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[onebecametwo]

But it's like meat potato chips!

[ Clearly there's SOMETHING wrong. ]

I'm gonna make a whole bunch of bacon and you're gonna eat it.

[video]

[keepsthefire]

... please don't.

[video]

[onebecametwo]

Fine then! I'll just throw a fucking bacon party! And yoooou are not invited.

[video]

[keepsthefire]

Good, I don't wanna be invited.