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[paladaddy]

[when the SFC turns on, there’s actually two people visible. One is Shiro, and he looks less than pleased. He has removed his coat at some point, and now Rin is wearing it. Rin certainly looks worse for wear. Whatever happened has left him with a mostly-bandaged arm, and several spots of skin that aren’t covered by the jacket are red and faintly blistered. He doesn’t look terribly happy either but he’s not frowning nearly as much as Shiro.

They're also up on the island, sitting on the beach.]

Good afternoon. We, ah, felt it was important to let you all know something-

[Rin cuts in before Shiro can fully get to his explanation]

Dad broke the ocean.

[Shiro sputters at that and is quick to protest.]

I did not break the ocean!

Yeah, okay, we both broke it. Well. I mean-- I dared Dad to bless the ocean and it kinda worked better than we were expectin’.

That doesn’t mean it's broken, it’s just a little holier than it was yesterday.

[Whoops they were supposed to be talking to the SFC, not each other. So Shiro turns his attention back to that.]

We just wanted to warn any residents who might be affected by holy water, you probably won’t want to go swimming for a day or two.

Still think it’s funny to say you broke it...

[The feed shuts off just after Shiro smacks Rin on the back of his head.]

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[helmetdoesnothing]

WHOWAH you broke the ocean?!?!

[Look who's impressed! This guy right here.

For a moment, anyway, before he suddenly switches to an expression that's a cross between concerned and really, really confused. How the fuck do you break a fucking ocean, anyway?]

Haha, thhiiiiiit you're gonna pith thome people off.

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[paladaddy]

It's NOT broken.

[He's not sure if holy water affects trolls, though.]

...but still, stay away from the water for a couple days. No harm in playing it safe, right?

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[circumsutus]

... you blessed the entire ocean.

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[paladaddy]

[Why hello there Stein how is your day?]

Not the entire ocean. Probably just the part right around the island and city. We haven't checked all the way around yet so it could even just be one side.

[symmetrophile]

Rin, you should get medical attention immediately. If you've received burns over a significant part of your body, your life could be in danger.

[Hey, welcome to 'this is how Death the Kid fusses over his friends'. Don't think he'll just go taking no for an answer, either.

(Also, what's discretion?)]

[keepsthefire]

[omfg Kid calm your reaper tits.]

Uh. Kid? Dad has a miester rank in everything. That includes doctor. I'll be fine, it just stings like a bitch.

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[grombleness]

My! Priests from your world are another caliber entirely, aren't they?

[The Gromble doesn't bother to hide himself from Shiro. He's sitting in the hovel he's dug out at the dump, surrounded by trash and looking much healthier than he was when they last met.]

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[paladaddy]

[Well, at least he's happy and not jumping out of trash cans to scare people.]

I didn't expect that much of the ocean to be affected, it should've only worked on a little bit of the water.

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[terribubbly]

[ Feferi is very, very shrill when she yells: ]

YOU BROKE MY OCEAN?!

[ Yes, her ocean. Obviously. ]

Glub, glub glub glub glub!

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[keepsthefire]

... yer takin' this one, Dad.

[And Rin is just going to kind of... shuffle out of frame.]

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[halfhearted]

[Have a slow clap in response. Good job, Rin and Rin's old dad. You tried!

He did catch those burns and watched their interaction with a small amount of interest.]

Do they hurt? [Can he poke Rin's arm?]

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[keepsthefire]

[Oh great, Vanitas. Rin should have expected this - he does tend to pop up whenever there's pain involved.]

No. It feels awesome. I totally wanna dive face first in to the ocean right now.

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[bufudine]

[This message comes early in the evening.]

Does "residents who might be affected by holy water" include people who are part demons?

[Because holiness doesn't have any relation to demons in his world, Serph hadn't connected Rin's injuries to the blessing of the ocean.]

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[paladaddy]

[Oh, it's that guy from before.]

Yeah, sorry. You and your friend will want to stay out of the ocean for a bit. Sorry for causing an inconvenience like that, I got goaded into doing something I shouldn't have done.

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[beauchevalier]

[So both of them are priests? Huh, interesting.]

You blessed the entire ocean with holy water? Well, congratulations on that fine job and giving competent priests a bad name.

[In other words, him.]

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[keepsthefire]

[Noooot exactly.]

Hey! Boss or not, I ain't gonna sit here and let you say shit about my Dad like that! It was just as much my fault as it was his!

[has_too_many_moles]

.... You did what?

[keepsthefire]

... dared Dad to bless the ocean?

It's not-- ... actually yeah it's as dumb as it sounds.

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[onebecametwo]

Rin what the hell, you look like a piece of bacon.

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[keepsthefire]

[Devit you almost sound worried]

Uhm... I kinda... fell in the water.

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[dwightandclean]

[Well...the kid is being a smart ass so- he's bound to be fine.]

You broke the ocean? By blessing it and turning it into what...holy water?

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[paladaddy]

Salty holy water, at that.

But it's not broken, technically.

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[spacecase]

...Wow Rin, next time you get into trouble just threaten to sic your dad on whoever is bothering you, if he can break the whole ocean by blessing it.

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[keepsthefire]

He is pretty badass, isn't he?

[redboots]

Good job, dorks.

[Yeah, she doesn't even know you people but she's calling it as she sees it, aight.]

Buuut define holy.

[She has a picture of Mary and bb Jesus in her house, she's not entirely sure this would work on her. Time to find out!]

[paladaddy]

[Not denying the dorks part.]

Anyone that has some demon in them will most likely be burned. If you're not sure if you'll be affected, then you can either use a piece of hair to test it or touch the water with the tip of a finger or something. If you're affected by it, it'll burn.

[Sorry, he doesn't know if it will affect her or not. Multiple worlds make the holy thing difficult to define.]

Or you could just avoid the water for a couple days, and it won't be a problem at all.

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[goodlifechoices]

That looks like it must sting, so don't delay heading back in to get those injuries taken care of.

[ What is holy water even? Acid? ]

Will you two need anything?

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[paladaddy]

[SWITCHING IT TO PRIVATE NOW]

Actually, there is one thing. Think you could help me keep Stein busy for a couple days?

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[hecklinghare]

[cauuuse Bugs never misses an opportunity to bother Rin.]

Did ya fall off the ocean dis time, Lionheart?

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[keepsthefire]

[Yo, Bugs]

In to it, actually.

[crabbygenius]

... You blessed the ocean.

[paladaddy]

Part of the ocean.

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[soldierofloveandbeauty]

[Minako tilts her head slightly.]

Question, how can one break water exactly?

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[paladaddy]

It's not broken, my son just isn't the eloquent type.

[howamanlives]

... Dude, I wish my dad and I had time to get into shenanigans like that!

[keepsthefire]

Yeaaaah my dad is pretty awesome, innit he?

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[enfire]

Bless?
... Couldn't you just have gotten rid of it instead?!

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[paladaddy]

Unfortunately I channeled John, not Moses.

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[makainoou]

This was your fault?

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[keepsthefire]

... oh great, it's short stack.

'smatter, scared of a little holy water?

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[closedcircuit]

You blessed it?

[Not really something Ky had expected to have happen.]

Why?

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[keepsthefire]

... cause I dared him to?

[beautyindeath]

Oh, that must have been quite a blessing to have bless so much.

[paladaddy]

It was something, to be sure.

Wow I didn't see this before but oh well

[devwocean]

Just wwhat did you do to my ocean?

[paladaddy]

I thought it was Feferi's ocean.

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[openminded]

Shiro, what did I tell you about breaking the ocean?

And Rin, what did I tell you about encouraging him?

[ Absolutely nothing, that's what. Hey, she couldn't possibly have anticipated this sort of thing happening! Still, it was the only thing she could think of to say and it sounded better in her head than it did out loud, where both boys could use ~*~ logic!! ~*~ to counter it. ]

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[paladaddy]

Oh come on, not you too!