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[For those familiar with Dirk, they might notice something unusual about him today- for all that he usually wears shirts decorated with hats, he hasn't ever been a fan of wearing them. Until now, apparently, considering he's wearing one right now. It goes a long way toward making him look like Bro Strider, which is impressive, since they already look like clones.

It doesn't seem like he's about to talk about that, though.]

I have to say, I'm impressed by the amount of whining we've gotten for a simple curse like this. Jesus shit, it's a minor one, calm your tits and deal.

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[formerabyssinian]

I couldn't agree more. [He had to deal with being a mage or something last month, along with stupid robes and no fighting skills. Everyone else is just weak.]

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Should I thank you for validating my opinion?

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[formerabyssinian]

Although it would be nice, I don't expect you to.

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[shippingmath]

Congratulations.
You agree with me.
Gold star.

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[formerabyssinian]

It's only useful if I can cash it in for credits.

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Only pity points.
Still want it?
Maybe I'll even throw in a party favor while I'm at it.

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[formerabyssinian]

Sure, I'll take them, and the party favor.

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Enjoy your useless conical hat, then.

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[formerabyssinian]

Wait, I don't even get to choose the party favor?

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[shippingmath]

I'm giving you something at all.
You should be grateful.

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[formerabyssinian]

Fine, then.

Thanks.