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[For those familiar with Dirk, they might notice something unusual about him today- for all that he usually wears shirts decorated with hats, he hasn't ever been a fan of wearing them. Until now, apparently, considering he's wearing one right now. It goes a long way toward making him look like Bro Strider, which is impressive, since they already look like clones.

It doesn't seem like he's about to talk about that, though.]

I have to say, I'm impressed by the amount of whining we've gotten for a simple curse like this. Jesus shit, it's a minor one, calm your tits and deal.

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Then you haven't been listening for the three months you've been here. Really, Davesprite, I'm impressed.

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

I'm pretty sure I'd recognize you if I knew you for three months. As it stands, I don't.

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[shippingmath]

Then you must have gained yourself some pretty impressive blows to the head to manage it.

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

I doubt it.

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We have magic healing coral. It's entirely possible that you did, and just recovered. But if you're going to be so insistent, have fun.

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

That's only in close proximity, and I haven't gone near the coral in months.

[There's an eye roll behind his shades.]

And I'm still pretty sure I'd remember a snot like you, but I don't.

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And I'm entirely certain I remember a dumbass like you. It seems we're at an impasse of fucking impasses.

Or you could just fuck off, if you're that disturbed.

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

[Man.]

Glad I'm not a Strider anymore, then. I'll make sure the door doesn't hit me in the fundament on the way out.

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