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[For those familiar with Dirk, they might notice something unusual about him today- for all that he usually wears shirts decorated with hats, he hasn't ever been a fan of wearing them. Until now, apparently, considering he's wearing one right now. It goes a long way toward making him look like Bro Strider, which is impressive, since they already look like clones.

It doesn't seem like he's about to talk about that, though.]

I have to say, I'm impressed by the amount of whining we've gotten for a simple curse like this. Jesus shit, it's a minor one, calm your tits and deal.

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[Oh how boring. Here he was hoping he just had some ridiculous bald spot or something.]

You should be. So what's the fuckin' deal with the hat then if you're not hilariously baldin'.

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Hats are damn awesome, is the deal. I guess you wouldn't know, with those squiggles growing out of your skull.