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[For those familiar with Dirk, they might notice something unusual about him today- for all that he usually wears shirts decorated with hats, he hasn't ever been a fan of wearing them. Until now, apparently, considering he's wearing one right now. It goes a long way toward making him look like Bro Strider, which is impressive, since they already look like clones.

It doesn't seem like he's about to talk about that, though.]

I have to say, I'm impressed by the amount of whining we've gotten for a simple curse like this. Jesus shit, it's a minor one, calm your tits and deal.

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[ohshellno]

trust me
im done

you say that like it aint already
bitch please i am fucking fabulous
i got bling worth more than you

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[shippingmath]

Of course you are.

Oh no. She has more bling.
I am struck with feelings of immense inferiority.

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[ohshellno]

uhuh
what else is new

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The fact that you think I give a shit.

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[ohshellno]

touche mothafucka