First Laugh ☠ Where Laughter Lies Buried

[beautyindeath]

[Within the confines of a rather dark and gloomy room now sits a wonderfully carved coffin. One that has been wonderfully crafted and carefully measured. Ontop of it Undertaker sits rubbing a hand over the finish as he crosses his legs and glaces down at the feed. The tone and sound of his voice is a bit different, lacking the usual manic tones that it held.]

Finally a proper resting place, perhaps now I'll be able to get some nice rest. Though if anyone would like one of my custom made coffins it seems they were kind enough to deliver several of them.

How sad is it though that laughter seems to have disappeared apparently. I'd be glad to offer my services to anyone for a first rate laugh~

Comments

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[zipperlips]

Coffin? That be one of those human bone boxes, ain't it?

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[beautyindeath]

Yes. Though sometimes they hold quite a bit more than bones.

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[zipperlips]

Well, sure. Weird that you keep them together all neatlike, is all.

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[beautyindeath]

People prefer for things to be neat and pretty. It helps with the loss and paying respects to the dead.

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[zipperlips]

You mean humans do. No use bothering over a husk what ain't got nothing left in it, by my reckoning.

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[makainoou]

You say you've got more of those?

[beautyindeath]

A few, though even once they're gone I could make more~

[makainoou]

I'd prefer something that lasts, but it might work for a test run.

[beautyindeath]

You should come to my shop so I can build you a custom one then~

[makainoou]

Where are you set up?

[redcinemareel]

And what services will you be offering this time? Because I'd hate to think that it would just be coffins.

[No matter how comfy they are.]

[beautyindeath]

The same services that the Phantomhive household came to me for of course. After all there's quite a few secrets around here that I've found~

[redcinemareel]

I could only imagine what that may entail. Has anyone come forward with a desire for such odd furniture?

[beautyindeath]

In fact they have.

[redcinemareel]

I wonder if they're aware of what they're getting into. [GRINS]

[ladyinscarlet]

You know, I never understood why a living person would feel comfortable sleeping inside a coffin...

[Because she obviously doesn't know he is/was a reaper, anyway.]

[beautyindeath]

They're really quite comfortable if you get one properly made. Blocking out all the noise of the surroundings and keeping pesky lights from disrupting your sleep.

[ladyinscarlet]

I believe it is rather... creepy... [She shudders at the thought.]

I much prefer a warm bed.

[beautyindeath]

Creepy? Creepy, I suppose if you're not comfortable with the thought of dying then it would be. But then there are those who find doctors to be rather creepy as well~

[ladyinscarlet]

[Well, she's already dead. So yeah,she wouldn't want to waste this second chance at life by sleeping in a coffin. Then she raises an eyebrow.]

Are you one of those people? Because I must tell you, I am one of the most efficient doctors you will ever meet, sir. [Especially now that she has updated herself to the recent advances of medical sciences in this world.]

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[savemegermany]

V-ve, you sleep in a coffin? [ suddenly thinking of Russia and his weird tendencies. ]

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[beautyindeath]

Of course. They're quite comfortable my custom made coffins. Perhaps you'd like to try one out?

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[savemegermany]

N-n-no! I'm not dead yet!~~ [ so scary ]

[beautyindeath]

Oh, but why wait until you're not able to fully enjoy it~

[savemegermany]

V-ve~~~ What's there to enjoy? A-are you related to Russia somehow?