[Video/Text] 06 Feathers

[cawcawmthrfckrs]

[The video isn't his fault. His SFC falls onto the floor and starts recording. There's only a flash of an orange wing and some orange ghost tail before...nothing. Just blue sky up on the island.

There's a long pause, as if the person is in a state of disbelief.]

Shit.

[He says this almost conversationally before an orange hand with deadly-looking nails reaches down, and turns off the feed.

A few hours later, the following messages are made:]

well
looks like were in some deep shit
dont think ive seen that woman in blue before
who the hell is she

[Private: Bro Strider and Dirk Strider]

back
not coming home for a while

[He's uncharacteristically curt about this.]

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[findsrisks]

Now you sound like you belong in a shoujo manga.

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

oooooh nanaki senpai ooooooh

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[findsrisks]

What, are you trying to get noticed?

[She's cracking up on her end.]

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

well if im going to be in a shoujo manga then obviously youre the magical girl the guys gotta have the hots for
or are we doing a role reversal and i get to be the magical girl
as long as i get to wear a skimpy outfit and get a kickass transformation sequence im good

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[findsrisks]

Nah, there's no way I'm the magical girl.
But if you're one then I'm not sure there's much we can do about a transformation sequence.
But you could still get a costume to wear.

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

hey you never know when theres a magical girl curse
im holding out for sparkles ribbons and rainbow bubbles while i spin in place to get dressed for the part

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[findsrisks]

If there is a magical girl curse, you might end up getting shrunk down to animal companion size.

[Sorry Davesprite, but you are part bird.]

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

if thats the case then im attaching myself to your shoulder since obviously youd be the magical girl
that or id have to follow certain other people around so that they dont kill themselves
then again if i get transformed into a magic talking penguin then fuck all of that im getting into your purse and never coming out

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[findsrisks]

What, don't like the thought of being a magical penguin?

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

no
its so that when someone hears what sounds like a cat being strangled and goes to investigate seeing only little ole me
the expression on their face will be priceless
thats basically what a penguin sounds like when its being tickled according to youtube

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[findsrisks]

I did not know that penguins sound like cats being strangled.

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

i didnt either until my brother trolled me with multiple videos of it

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[findsrisks]

MULTIPLE videos?
Sounds like overkill.

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

yeah well i made the mistake of thinking it was fake
bro proved me otherwise

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[findsrisks]

He sounds like an insistent kind of person.

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

i figure its an older brother thing
hes not perfect but
i wouldnt trade him for anybody else