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caughtinanetwork2013-05-03 08:34 pm
symmetrophile) wrote in caughtinanetwork2013-05-03 08:34 pm
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[video] in before eeveelution jokes
[It's late. Or too damn early. Somewhere in that ambiguous area, like 3:00 in the morning, just fine for certain parts of the alien population and a god-awful time for the rest. But here Kid is, addressing the network from the confines of a room in the island-side village.
One can just make out a few figures (Maka Albarn and Rin Okumura) behind him, sound asleep in their bed.]
I have a very important announcement to make, one that simply cannot wait until morning!
[The grim reaper, looking more lively than he has since... well, since the bubble cracked, stoops out of sight of the SFC, and reappears with an Umbreon in his arms. Beaming with the pride perhaps only a father might have for their child, he declares:]
This is Pip, and he's become even more beautiful than ever!
[It is indeed Pip, recently evolved, and he is still fat. He is also a she, but Kid never investigated that closely. Promptly forgetting about the SFC in his eagerness, Kid retreats with Pip in his arms to bend over Maka.]
Maka, Maka! Wake up! I don't want you to miss this!
One can just make out a few figures (Maka Albarn and Rin Okumura) behind him, sound asleep in their bed.]
I have a very important announcement to make, one that simply cannot wait until morning!
[The grim reaper, looking more lively than he has since... well, since the bubble cracked, stoops out of sight of the SFC, and reappears with an Umbreon in his arms. Beaming with the pride perhaps only a father might have for their child, he declares:]
This is Pip, and he's become even more beautiful than ever!
[It is indeed Pip, recently evolved, and he is still fat. He is also a she, but Kid never investigated that closely. Promptly forgetting about the SFC in his eagerness, Kid retreats with Pip in his arms to bend over Maka.]
Maka, Maka! Wake up! I don't want you to miss this!
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Look at this even, dark tone, these perfect ring markings? Ah, even the bands around his ears are adorable! Pip, I love you!
[Calm down, Kid, gosh.]
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... Anyway, dude, I'm not like an animal expert or anything, but I'm pretty sure that Pip isn't a boy.
I mean, my family's had a cat, and I know Pokemon are different critters, but when you held 'em up like that, it was pretty easy to tell.
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...Is that so?
[Scrutinizing Pip for a moment here, Masaru.]
Well, not that Pip's gender matters, really. She's still perfect and beautiful in every way!
/hanging a lampshade
I mean, people call me oblivious. No offense, but...
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[RUDE]
Understanding what gender Pip is was never important!
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Are you quite satisfied?
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Anyway, congratulations. I'm sure he evolved because of your strong friendship!
[and Masaru has no idea that that is literally true]
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So I've heard. This kind of evolution occurs as a direct result, apparently, of such a strong bond.
[Well-deserved, too. Pip is the PERFECT
EEVEEUMBREON.]Thank you for the congratulations, Pip and I appreciate it.