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caughtinanetwork2013-05-03 08:34 pm
symmetrophile) wrote in caughtinanetwork2013-05-03 08:34 pm
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[video] in before eeveelution jokes
[It's late. Or too damn early. Somewhere in that ambiguous area, like 3:00 in the morning, just fine for certain parts of the alien population and a god-awful time for the rest. But here Kid is, addressing the network from the confines of a room in the island-side village.
One can just make out a few figures (Maka Albarn and Rin Okumura) behind him, sound asleep in their bed.]
I have a very important announcement to make, one that simply cannot wait until morning!
[The grim reaper, looking more lively than he has since... well, since the bubble cracked, stoops out of sight of the SFC, and reappears with an Umbreon in his arms. Beaming with the pride perhaps only a father might have for their child, he declares:]
This is Pip, and he's become even more beautiful than ever!
[It is indeed Pip, recently evolved, and he is still fat. He is also a she, but Kid never investigated that closely. Promptly forgetting about the SFC in his eagerness, Kid retreats with Pip in his arms to bend over Maka.]
Maka, Maka! Wake up! I don't want you to miss this!
One can just make out a few figures (Maka Albarn and Rin Okumura) behind him, sound asleep in their bed.]
I have a very important announcement to make, one that simply cannot wait until morning!
[The grim reaper, looking more lively than he has since... well, since the bubble cracked, stoops out of sight of the SFC, and reappears with an Umbreon in his arms. Beaming with the pride perhaps only a father might have for their child, he declares:]
This is Pip, and he's become even more beautiful than ever!
[It is indeed Pip, recently evolved, and he is still fat. He is also a she, but Kid never investigated that closely. Promptly forgetting about the SFC in his eagerness, Kid retreats with Pip in his arms to bend over Maka.]
Maka, Maka! Wake up! I don't want you to miss this!
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[Kid, weren't you trying to drop the subject.]
Your taste, choices of fashion notwithstanding, could always stand to be improved but never at my expense.
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[Hats should never not be the subject of conversation.
Or not. But this is the first time in a long time either of them has been at full capacity mentally and physically in a good while. Of course there's going to be an argument involved.]
Though if you're complaining about hats and showing off your pet I suppose you're not getting into other dumb shit.
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[The bristle of quiet outrage marks the precise moment he realizes he's gone and parroted Dirk right into crude territory.
And he doesn't even have the excuse of the heat of battle.]
... [Damn it.]
In any case, before you even think of going another day, you should wash that aforementioned hat. It was filthy.
[Well, no, the hat actually just smelled like Dirk. UNCLEAN, UNCLEAN.]
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[But there's not much emphasis behind it, since Kid's apparently realized what a dumb statement it is to make. He still started to make it, though, which Dirk will consider a point in his favor.]
You must enjoy imagining dirt everywhere, because that hat was fine.
[How dare Kid accuse him of not taking proper care of his hats.]
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[Gosh, Kid, your hat from the Host Club smells like you when you're done wearing it, CALM DOWN.]
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[Pip's moment, that is.]
Furthermore, I am not the one cowering behind a gleaming plane of carefully shaped and tinted glasses only a pretentious brat would like.
[Tonight is a night of stupid arguments.]
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That last comment just gets kid flipped off.]
Don't diss the shades, bro.
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[They are the most mature.]
I'll say whatever I like about those pretentious shades of yours. It's just pathetic how you think I can't see you behind them. Aren't you a little old for a security blanket?
[Okay, granted, he says security blanket like it's a foreign word, or like a child who has learned a new word.]
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[Truly, they are going to be responsible and model adults.
Ugh, this is ridiculous. How does he contradict Kid on this without being dared to stop wearing them? Calling him out on hypocrisy is always useful.]
You must suffer horribly, being unable to recognize irony when you see it. They're shades, I don't live for these things. Unlike some people and their uncontrollable need to create the world in their own image.
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But an immature mind such as yours would surely mistake it for the same thing.
[Kid thought that way once, too, but he was extra crazy.]
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Hell, maybe there is a difference, but do you expect me to trust you with that? When you refuse to do the same for me.
[He will never ignore an opportunity to point out that Kid is being a hypocrite.]
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There's always room for my aesthetic ideal, but as if I'd--
[...Shit.]
This subject and the matter of your aspect have nothing to do with each other!
[Kid plz. You're being a hypocrite.]
let's just ignore that mistake
I'm pretty certain the topic has become your potential for tyranny. Which exists, whether you want to acknowledge it or not, Death the Kid. Unless you'd like to politely request that we stop talking about this.