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caughtinanetwork2013-05-03 08:34 pm
symmetrophile) wrote in caughtinanetwork2013-05-03 08:34 pm
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[video] in before eeveelution jokes
[It's late. Or too damn early. Somewhere in that ambiguous area, like 3:00 in the morning, just fine for certain parts of the alien population and a god-awful time for the rest. But here Kid is, addressing the network from the confines of a room in the island-side village.
One can just make out a few figures (Maka Albarn and Rin Okumura) behind him, sound asleep in their bed.]
I have a very important announcement to make, one that simply cannot wait until morning!
[The grim reaper, looking more lively than he has since... well, since the bubble cracked, stoops out of sight of the SFC, and reappears with an Umbreon in his arms. Beaming with the pride perhaps only a father might have for their child, he declares:]
This is Pip, and he's become even more beautiful than ever!
[It is indeed Pip, recently evolved, and he is still fat. He is also a she, but Kid never investigated that closely. Promptly forgetting about the SFC in his eagerness, Kid retreats with Pip in his arms to bend over Maka.]
Maka, Maka! Wake up! I don't want you to miss this!
One can just make out a few figures (Maka Albarn and Rin Okumura) behind him, sound asleep in their bed.]
I have a very important announcement to make, one that simply cannot wait until morning!
[The grim reaper, looking more lively than he has since... well, since the bubble cracked, stoops out of sight of the SFC, and reappears with an Umbreon in his arms. Beaming with the pride perhaps only a father might have for their child, he declares:]
This is Pip, and he's become even more beautiful than ever!
[It is indeed Pip, recently evolved, and he is still fat. He is also a she, but Kid never investigated that closely. Promptly forgetting about the SFC in his eagerness, Kid retreats with Pip in his arms to bend over Maka.]
Maka, Maka! Wake up! I don't want you to miss this!
Action!!!
[She said softly in hopes that she couldn't wake up Maka and Rin. However as soon as she said that, she knelled down to Pip's level.]
It's nice to see you again after all these years hm? [Well mostly on her part but...]
It looks like he's as healthy as ever! [...cough]
Action!!!
[Ah, that's right -- she's been gone a short while, and yet to her, entire years have passed. He can relate with that sentiment, a little. Pip, meanwhile, prances in a tight circle and flops down on the ground with that round belly exposed for the expected petting.
Kid might have cringed a little at his Umbreon rolling around in the dirt.]
Speaking of, I've learned tonight that Pip is a girl.
[He never checked, okay?! No one checked, they just assumed Kid knew what he was talking about!!
Or never bothered to correct him.]
Action!!!
Of course, in the middle of petting, she froze in place when she heard Kid's next words.]
...Um...how did you know?
[Did you check for her XXX?!?!?!]
Action!!!
Of course I didn't--!
[Defensive to the point of being a little snappish, Kid is just as quick to temper his reaction to stoicism again, clearing his throat behind his fist.]
But a few others have pointed it out. And just recently, Rin checked.
I never had a reason to.
Action!!!
But then, how did you...?
[However, she cut herself short as she listened to what Kid has to say. And it would be rude to talk over him.]
Hm...but I don't think it would make that much of a difference in terms of care. As long as he....she's healthy, she should be just fine!
[Of course, she wasn't going to talk about breeding just yet...]