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caughtinanetwork2013-05-04 06:27 pm
goodnightsweetprince) wrote in caughtinanetwork2013-05-04 06:27 pm
[ VIDEO ] - [ Hydrogen ]
[ Well, if you didn't want to see a close-up of Prince Gumball's pink orchid face for the opening of this video then today is not your lucky day. After exploring the extent of his little pink amaranth iStarfish, figuring out its purpose, trying to get it to play techno music and dying in the first level of a game he found on it, he decided to use it to communicate.
However, he pressed record too quickly and started the video prematurely. After a moment, he pulled it away so the network can be greeted with a more normal shot.
Generally, when Gumball finds himself kidnapped or in another dimension or possessed, Fionna is efficient and heroic enough to save him within a reasonable timeframe. This time, it's been a while so he decides to take matters into his own hands to see what the hold-up is.
He is also feeling a little extra impatient given how...wet the current location is and how hispink salmon rainboots are nowhere in sight. ]
Greetings, citizens of Vatheon! My name is Prince Gumball of the Candy Kingdom. Though my stay thus far has been nice-- [ and he thinks that's being kind ]-- I worry about my subjects back home and their low tolerance for stress. If you could be so kind as to direct me to your nearest ship port or best place to create a wormhole back home, I would be delightfully grateful. Ideally, I'd like to return on the morrow but if one is not available, my previous requests are sufficient.
[ He holds up a wet and sandy towel between his pinched fingers. ]
Also, is there a towel butler around? I'd like to receive a new towel at your soonest convenience, I dropped mine.
However, he pressed record too quickly and started the video prematurely. After a moment, he pulled it away so the network can be greeted with a more normal shot.
Generally, when Gumball finds himself kidnapped or in another dimension or possessed, Fionna is efficient and heroic enough to save him within a reasonable timeframe. This time, it's been a while so he decides to take matters into his own hands to see what the hold-up is.
He is also feeling a little extra impatient given how...wet the current location is and how his
Greetings, citizens of Vatheon! My name is Prince Gumball of the Candy Kingdom. Though my stay thus far has been nice-- [ and he thinks that's being kind ]-- I worry about my subjects back home and their low tolerance for stress. If you could be so kind as to direct me to your nearest ship port or best place to create a wormhole back home, I would be delightfully grateful. Ideally, I'd like to return on the morrow but if one is not available, my previous requests are sufficient.
[ He holds up a wet and sandy towel between his pinched fingers. ]
Also, is there a towel butler around? I'd like to receive a new towel at your soonest convenience, I dropped mine.
[video]
[He just stares for a good few moments, digesting that bit of information... But being here in Vatheon as long as he has? With talking ponies and being turned into god knows what and all the other bullshit?]
Okay, maybe I beliewe you, but it's still soundin' awful dumb. Do you got natural predators, like, I dunno, other sentient bein's with an unsustainable sweet-fang?
[WOW THAT'S NOT A WHOLE LOT BETTER, THANKS.]
Well, if you're askin' the walidity a what I'm sayin' then you're implyin' I could be lyin'. But rest assured, your little gumdrop peons are safe an' sound, none the wiser a your wacation here in Watheon.
[video]
We're not exactly at the top of the food chain when it comes to the more uncivilized or wild creatures of the world, if that's what you're asking. However, our military is one of the most effective in Ooo so attacks on our kingdom are not common.
[ He says this with a bit of pride even though there isn't much in terms of competition to oppose him. Though, a small pack of uncivilized cavedwellers were able to pose a threat when they were hungry for candy but Gumball will keep that part to himself. ]
It was more a statement of personal disbelief than me not believing you, fear not! I feel much better knowing that my citizens are unknowing of my absence.
[video]
Well, if that much is true, then I guess you deserwe some respect. I mean, bein' royalty an' all means you're abowe most that are here anyways, more so meanin' for your kingdom.
[Even though Alternia would have probably totally destroyed Ooo if they ever came across it in their galactic conquest, and with ease.]
Well good. You'll find my word is about the most credible thing here.
[Eridan, shut the fuck up.]
By the way, I guess introductions are in order. I'm Eridan Ampora, Prince of Hope.
[Because he is quite proud of his title.]
[video]
That may be true but while I am here, I suppose I am one of the rest! A prince must be versatile and I am willing to offer my services as leader, scientist or personal chef if the situation should arise.
[ Completely flattened. ]
That is good to know. I shall report to you for necessary information, Eridan Ampora. A fellow royal, I see!