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caughtinanetwork2013-05-04 06:27 pm
goodnightsweetprince) wrote in caughtinanetwork2013-05-04 06:27 pm
[ VIDEO ] - [ Hydrogen ]
[ Well, if you didn't want to see a close-up of Prince Gumball's pink orchid face for the opening of this video then today is not your lucky day. After exploring the extent of his little pink amaranth iStarfish, figuring out its purpose, trying to get it to play techno music and dying in the first level of a game he found on it, he decided to use it to communicate.
However, he pressed record too quickly and started the video prematurely. After a moment, he pulled it away so the network can be greeted with a more normal shot.
Generally, when Gumball finds himself kidnapped or in another dimension or possessed, Fionna is efficient and heroic enough to save him within a reasonable timeframe. This time, it's been a while so he decides to take matters into his own hands to see what the hold-up is.
He is also feeling a little extra impatient given how...wet the current location is and how hispink salmon rainboots are nowhere in sight. ]
Greetings, citizens of Vatheon! My name is Prince Gumball of the Candy Kingdom. Though my stay thus far has been nice-- [ and he thinks that's being kind ]-- I worry about my subjects back home and their low tolerance for stress. If you could be so kind as to direct me to your nearest ship port or best place to create a wormhole back home, I would be delightfully grateful. Ideally, I'd like to return on the morrow but if one is not available, my previous requests are sufficient.
[ He holds up a wet and sandy towel between his pinched fingers. ]
Also, is there a towel butler around? I'd like to receive a new towel at your soonest convenience, I dropped mine.
However, he pressed record too quickly and started the video prematurely. After a moment, he pulled it away so the network can be greeted with a more normal shot.
Generally, when Gumball finds himself kidnapped or in another dimension or possessed, Fionna is efficient and heroic enough to save him within a reasonable timeframe. This time, it's been a while so he decides to take matters into his own hands to see what the hold-up is.
He is also feeling a little extra impatient given how...wet the current location is and how his
Greetings, citizens of Vatheon! My name is Prince Gumball of the Candy Kingdom. Though my stay thus far has been nice-- [ and he thinks that's being kind ]-- I worry about my subjects back home and their low tolerance for stress. If you could be so kind as to direct me to your nearest ship port or best place to create a wormhole back home, I would be delightfully grateful. Ideally, I'd like to return on the morrow but if one is not available, my previous requests are sufficient.
[ He holds up a wet and sandy towel between his pinched fingers. ]
Also, is there a towel butler around? I'd like to receive a new towel at your soonest convenience, I dropped mine.
[video]
More or less. I do not know how familiar you are with multi-dimensional theory, but our evidence suggests that this dimension, the one that we currently inhabit, exists in a non-parallel state with each of our own, temporally speaking. When you are eventually returned to your own universe, it will be at the exact moment you were taken from in the first place, such that no time will have passed whatsoever. From that perspective.
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That's what most people are telling me, has it been proven?
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Well, not conclusively, no. Our only evidence that this is the case is based on individuals who have been returned to their worlds, only to be brought back here at a later time. Naturally, we have no way to prove their claims or even if they're technically the same persons, rather than some sort of artificial psychological continuation. Having said that, I tend to support the non-parallel hypothesis, on account of its being consistent with the physics of this dimension that we can observe.
[video]
[ He REALLY wishes he could be taking notes on this so that he could develop his own conclusions using charts, 8x10 color glossies with lines, arrows and captions on each one, placebo test groups, flip charts and the scientific method. ]
You've been observing this place for a while, haven't you?
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I have been here for slightly less than a year, actually. But in that time I have tried to compile a comprehensive record of information collected or speculated by others who have been here longer. You might have heard of the city database? My idea, and execution.
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He must see it. ]
Take me to this city database.
[video]
That's the beauty of it. It's fully accessible via the network through your SFC, or any similarly compatible device.