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[thekidsare0kay]

2hit, i'm glad the bubble'2 fixed.
i mean, the i2land'2 0kay, but it'2 pretty b0ring, and i wa2 kinda getting t0 like my hive.
i did find 0ne thing t0 liven thing2 up, th0ugh.

[The video function turns on, and Sollux' face fills the screen. Then he sticks out his tongue.

It's split down the middle, and in the centre of each side is a shiny stud. One is bright red, and the other bright blue. He shows off his new piercings for a moment, then the tongue disappears and he grins]

All this going on in my mouth, and my matesprit's in a coma, and my kismesis is probably too boring to do something about it. Laaaaaame.

Comments

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[rebull]

[Quickly changing it to audio even if he feels awkward about it.]

Ah- y-you sure you're feeling okay with it? [There this need to explain but, perhaps Sollux already understands, maybe...]

audio

[thekidsare0kay]

[Sollux' voice doesn't sound like a kid who understands. He sounds depressed and self-hating]

Yeah, whatever. It doesn't matter if I'm okay with it, does it? If I wasn't good for you, I wasn't good for you, and that's it. We can be friends.

[Video]

[shippingmath]

Then she can owe me. Which she did already.

[Having Meenah in his debt? Yeah, sounds kind of awesome.]

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[rebull]

It does matter, because I still care about you, you know? I just- I've got a lot a problems and it never feels right loading them on you, hell it's- it's not right loading them on anyone. I just have to deal with them alone, I think. You shouldn't have to deal with some old troll's weariness. You shine too bright.

[p2iioniicii2t]

That would be enjoyable, I believe.

[video]

[ohshellno]

Suit yourshellf, mothafucka. Ain't gonna pierce your face if you ain't gonna 'ppreciate the fuck outta it.

Gon' just leave that to the sexy beaches.

[text]

[ohshellno]

well duh
who doesnt
bitches gon be linin up for face metal

[video]

[stayb100ponyboy]

Uh... yes. If you say so.

voice;

[thekidsare0kay]

Yeah, works for me. It just seems like most people are really curious, but I don't think it's that interesting.

[He is pretty amused by Ronald's vocation, so he chuckles a bit] I like studs. That sounds good to me.

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[thekidsare0kay]

Oh, this is one of those things. [Facepalms] You fucking dumbass. I want to help shoulder the burden. I can't say I always have all the answers, and I know I'm young and don't have as much experience as you. But if you don't think I can take it, then break off one of those huge horns of yours and shove it between your shame globes. I have a lot of problems and burdens, and yours don't add that much.

[video]

[thekidsare0kay]

Ohhhhhh, muscles. Really? God, they make you look really ugly, though. Are you sure? [This is just too fun to quit]

[thekidsare0kay]

Oh no, can my various emotional issues handle the asymmetry? It would look really cool.

[Video]

[thekidsare0kay]

Oh yeah? That would be pretty cool, assuming she pays you back.

[TEXT]

[thekidsare0kay]

yeah, it'2 a human m0vie.
i try thing2 all the time!
unle22 y0u mean 20me0ne el2e, in which ca2e - t0tally.
h0w ab0ut n0w?

[text]

[thekidsare0kay]

i think equiu2 i2 intere2ted.

[thekidsare0kay]

I know it would be.

[thekidsare0kay]

right, true.
i'm helple22 in the face 0f cutene22.
a2 evidenced by my friend2hip with y0u.

eh.
i think i can take her.

[thekidsare0kay]

Well, yeah. It's got something to do with the game and time travel and ancestors and scratching the session and whatever.

[bestestfurrend]

It would! And it would suit you too I bet.

[video]

[stayb100ponyboy]

[That dawning realization that you're being trolled...]

You're a dick, Sollux.

[Click!]

[Video]

[shippingmath]

I bet I could get her to. She seems to have the taste to enjoy my company.

[Video]

[helmetdoesnothing]

[He looks to be seriously considering that for a moment.]

... Ehe. Yeah it'th a clothe rathe.

voice;

[diehardreaper]

We'll cross the bridge when we get there, eh?

[ Have a grin though. Thanks for giving him a moment's distraction, by the by. ]

Like I said, to each his own.

[ A pause. ]

This friend of yours, Meenah, was it? Could you do me a solid and spell out her name for me so I know who to chat up if she's on the network?

[TEXT]

[bethehugejerk]

I MEANT YOU, STUPID.
YOU DON'T TRY MY MOVIES UNLESS I FORCE YOU.
BUT NOW WORKS
I'LL BE OVER IN A MINUTE OR TWO.

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[rebull]

Ah... ha... I just, you uh- [This is really tough, kinda at a loss for words. Last time he broke off things with someone it was... by a blade- okay okay don't think about that uh-]

I just, I dunno, you're uh, always kinda stumped? With what to say to me whenever I say what's going on on my end so it kind of feels like, maybe, it's just not good for me to load it all on you, being younger and that- [Eeeeuuughhshhhh....]