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[thekidsare0kay]

2hit, i'm glad the bubble'2 fixed.
i mean, the i2land'2 0kay, but it'2 pretty b0ring, and i wa2 kinda getting t0 like my hive.
i did find 0ne thing t0 liven thing2 up, th0ugh.

[The video function turns on, and Sollux' face fills the screen. Then he sticks out his tongue.

It's split down the middle, and in the centre of each side is a shiny stud. One is bright red, and the other bright blue. He shows off his new piercings for a moment, then the tongue disappears and he grins]

All this going on in my mouth, and my matesprit's in a coma, and my kismesis is probably too boring to do something about it. Laaaaaame.

Comments

[video]

[toreadorkabull]

Woah...

-=now was his tongue always split like that or...=-

That, uh... actually suits you, very well.

[video]

[thekidsare0kay]

[A question for the ages. Or for Eridan and Feferi. They could probably tell you]

[Sollux' grin widens at the comment. Normally he's not vain, but a rare compliment actually feels good.] Yeah? I like them. They're really cool.

[video]

[toreadorkabull]

They are! And, uh... they were probably much easier to get, than my metal parts.

[video]

[stayb100ponyboy]

Vulgar. Fitting, but vulgar.

[video]

[thekidsare0kay]

What's vulgar about it? [He licks his lips, letting Equius get another flash of those two studs, and the queer mutation in his tongue]

voice;

[diehardreaper]

[ Hey buddy. Remember him? ]

Cor, Sollux. The studs are ace! Where'd you get them, mate?

[ A pause. ]

Sorry about your... ah... those are your friends you were talking about, right?

voice;

[thekidsare0kay]

[He does remember you, you were cool. He grins]

Thanks! Meenah did them.

[Shrug] No problem. FF's just sleeping, so she'll be back, and Eridan's around somewhere being a dumbass, as usual. They're not my friends, they're my, uh. My girlfriend and my boyfriend.

[bestestfurrend]

They're so shiny!!

[thekidsare0kay]

Do you want some? I'm sure Meenah would help.

[Video]

[shippingmath]

What, you looking for offers?

[He's basically required to make that kind of comment. because oh no, his friends keep being hot.]

That's cool shit, dude.

[Video]

[thekidsare0kay]

What, you offering?

[He's constitutionally required to tease Dirk, tbh. It's just the way their friendship seems to work]

Thanks.

[TEXT]

[bethehugejerk]

WHY, SOLLUX, DID YOU HAVE TO PHRASE IT LIKE THAT.
NO ONE CARES WHAT AWFUL THOUGHTS YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT THE USE OF YOUR TONGUE OR WITH WHO
IF ANYTHING, THEY CARE NEGATIVELY, BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW!
AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ENTIRELY POSSIBLE TO SAY HEY, PIERCED TONGUE, AND SPARED US THE MENTAL ANGUISH OF KNOWING YOUR INTENDED USE
BUT NO, YOU TAKE IT LIKE YOUR IMAGINARY GOD GIVEN DUTY TO INFORM US.
WHAT, SOLLUX, IS THE POINT.

[TEXT]

[thekidsare0kay]

the p0int i2 making y0u all jeal0u2, and i've 0bvi0u2ly 2ucceeded!

[Video]

[helmetdoesnothing]

[Staaaaaaaaaaare...]

... I want one.

[Video]

[thekidsare0kay]

Just one? [Come on, he knows you like twos just as much as he...used to. Yeah, he used to like two. He only got two studs because of his anatomy, not because he still has a lingering thing for duality]

[text]

[ohshellno]

someones lookin hella fly
shit bitch who the fuck hooked you up with that sweet bling
oh wait
it was me
aw yis

[text]

[thekidsare0kay]

i'm giving y0u all the credit f0r the piercing2.
but i get the credit f0r the 2wag.

voice; the wrong one came off hiatus tonight

[p2iioniicii2t]

That seems to be an appropriate number of decorations to use.

[ Though Psii sounds like he has his reservations. ]

video; This one's good, too, though!

[thekidsare0kay]

Yeah, sure. If I only got one, then I'd look all unbalanced.

Psii? You're awake?

[timebender]

is that where feferi has gone off to
i was wondering where her fishy fins had gone

its an interesting look
did you do it yourself?

[thekidsare0kay]

2he'2 never far.
but 20metime2 pa22ed 0ut.
it'2 quieter when that happen2, at lea2t.

meenah did it!

[Video]

[pranksterheir]

Oh, hey, Sollux!

Was your tongue always like that?

[Video]

[thekidsare0kay]

Duh! If it was always like that, why would I be showing it off?

text/

[rebull]

hEH, yOU UH,
sEEM TO BE DO1NG WELL, wATT, bES1DES THE MATESPR1T TH1NG, bUT PEOPLE USUALLY WAKE UP WHEN THAT HAPPENS HERE, sO 1T'LL BE ALL R1GHT.
cAN'T REALLY F1X THE BOR1NG K1SMES1S TH1NG THOUGH, yA KNOW,
uNLESS YOU GET A NEW ONE.

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[thekidsare0kay]

yeah, i'm 2ure 2he'll wake up and have twice a2 much energy a2 u2ual after her nap.
i'm 2hocked eridan ha2n't c0me 2creaming in here yet t0 pretend he d0e2n't want t0 try 0ut the2e 2tud2.
maybe he'2 pa22ed 0ut, t00.