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2hit, i'm glad the bubble'2 fixed.
i mean, the i2land'2 0kay, but it'2 pretty b0ring, and i wa2 kinda getting t0 like my hive.
i did find 0ne thing t0 liven thing2 up, th0ugh.

[The video function turns on, and Sollux' face fills the screen. Then he sticks out his tongue.

It's split down the middle, and in the centre of each side is a shiny stud. One is bright red, and the other bright blue. He shows off his new piercings for a moment, then the tongue disappears and he grins]

All this going on in my mouth, and my matesprit's in a coma, and my kismesis is probably too boring to do something about it. Laaaaaame.

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[He thinks for a second] Gold robots?

She asked me for one, and was extremely disappointed when I said it was physically impossible.

It'th phythically impothhible to have a gold robot? [He thinks for a moment] What if it wath jutht gold plated?

Gold's too soft and heavy to make an actual bot with. Plating is possible, and probably what I'll go with.

Cool. That'd actually look pretty cool. Especially if you put some red and blue racing stripes on it.

I doubt miss fish princess would be so enthusiastic, but if you ever ask me for a robot covered in gold, I'll keep that in mind.

Not that I'm ungrateful for the offer, but I think if I ever wanted a robot covered in gold, I'd just make it myself. It'd be more fun that way.

Just don't come crying to me if it shorts out, dude.

Hey! Thanks for the vote of confidence.

You could always prove me wrong.

You could always suck my bulge.

Well, if you ask that nicely...

[And he'll stick his tongue out and wiggle it around interestingly. Because he's the most mature]

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