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2hit, i'm glad the bubble'2 fixed.
i mean, the i2land'2 0kay, but it'2 pretty b0ring, and i wa2 kinda getting t0 like my hive.
i did find 0ne thing t0 liven thing2 up, th0ugh.

[The video function turns on, and Sollux' face fills the screen. Then he sticks out his tongue.

It's split down the middle, and in the centre of each side is a shiny stud. One is bright red, and the other bright blue. He shows off his new piercings for a moment, then the tongue disappears and he grins]

All this going on in my mouth, and my matesprit's in a coma, and my kismesis is probably too boring to do something about it. Laaaaaame.

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Your body is a temple, and should be treated as such. Punching holes in it is a sign of juvenile attitudes.

Yeah? What about ink?

[Sorry, Equius, he can't take your side here. Also time to show off his shoulder tattoo.]

[So much disappointment.]

Also terrible.

[So much disappointment right back.]

You mean awesome, dude.

No, I mean terrible.

What is that, anyway?

It's a cultural icon in my world. And yes, I know it looks shitty. That's the point.

How is getting something that looks that awful a cultural icon?

Wow, it is not, loser. [You show him, Sollux. He sticks his tongue out in an excessively mature manner] Punching holes in my body is a sign of badassery and also sexiness.

I believe we've gone over this repeatedly, but allow me to repeat it one more time: I do not now, nor have I ever, nor will I ever, find you sexy. So no, that is not the message those holes in your tongue are sending me.

[What a dick] Good thing you're gross! Also a big fat liar.

[The biggest dick] I assure you, I am not lying.

[There might be someone bigger] Yeah, you are. You're a liar. And fat. A fat liar, that's you.

[Don't count on it.] Fat? What?

You heard me.

I am NOT fat.

What, does it bother you that you're fat?

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Not even. [She needs to say her feels here.]

It shows you're a tough motherfucker and bitches better respect that. [Cue an obnoxious snort.] Sounds like you're scared, yo.

[Hmmmm, another Peixes.]

Hardly. It takes more than the thought of a needle or two to frighten me.

[Honking horns, the Grand Highblood, accidentally hurting his friends? All terrifying. Needles? Not so much, especially considering the needle would need to be made out of some extra STRONG material to even pierce his skin.]

So what are you afraid of, then? You wanna look classy? Gold is classy. E'rybody knows you got it goin' on when you got metal in your face.

If your body is a temple why the fuck wouldn't you deck it out with some mad decorations?