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[thekidsare0kay]

2hit, i'm glad the bubble'2 fixed.
i mean, the i2land'2 0kay, but it'2 pretty b0ring, and i wa2 kinda getting t0 like my hive.
i did find 0ne thing t0 liven thing2 up, th0ugh.

[The video function turns on, and Sollux' face fills the screen. Then he sticks out his tongue.

It's split down the middle, and in the centre of each side is a shiny stud. One is bright red, and the other bright blue. He shows off his new piercings for a moment, then the tongue disappears and he grins]

All this going on in my mouth, and my matesprit's in a coma, and my kismesis is probably too boring to do something about it. Laaaaaame.

Comments

[video]

[toreadorkabull]

Woah...

-=now was his tongue always split like that or...=-

That, uh... actually suits you, very well.

[video]

[thekidsare0kay]

[A question for the ages. Or for Eridan and Feferi. They could probably tell you]

[Sollux' grin widens at the comment. Normally he's not vain, but a rare compliment actually feels good.] Yeah? I like them. They're really cool.

[video]

[stayb100ponyboy]

Vulgar. Fitting, but vulgar.

[video]

[thekidsare0kay]

What's vulgar about it? [He licks his lips, letting Equius get another flash of those two studs, and the queer mutation in his tongue]

[video]

[toreadorkabull]

They are! And, uh... they were probably much easier to get, than my metal parts.

[video]

[stayb100ponyboy]

You know exactly what's vulgar about it.

[video]

[thekidsare0kay]

Yeah! I didn't pass out or anything, like you did.

[video]

[thekidsare0kay]

Nope. Not a clue. Explain it to me. [Yeah, he's really bored.]

[video]

[toreadorkabull]

I, uh... was already asleep, technically. Karkat passed out, though.

[video]

[thekidsare0kay]

Yeah, well KK's a big softie. You have to admit, though, if you'd been awake, you'd have totally passed out.

[video]

[toreadorkabull]

Yes, that is probably the case. Though, that would probably be true for everyone, who gets cut in half.

And, uh... likely death.

[video]

[thekidsare0kay]

[Snicker] Yeah, probably true. It worked out okay for you, though.

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[diehardreaper]

[ Hey buddy. Remember him? ]

Cor, Sollux. The studs are ace! Where'd you get them, mate?

[ A pause. ]

Sorry about your... ah... those are your friends you were talking about, right?

[video]

[toreadorkabull]

I, uh... don't really know how I was not made to just be dead. But complaining is not a thing I will do, about that.

Even though, I got killed anyway. Which makes it not matter so much, I guess?

[video]

[stayb100ponyboy]

Your body is a temple, and should be treated as such. Punching holes in it is a sign of juvenile attitudes.

[bestestfurrend]

They're so shiny!!

[video]

[shippingmath]

Yeah? What about ink?

[Sorry, Equius, he can't take your side here. Also time to show off his shoulder tattoo.]

[Video]

[shippingmath]

What, you looking for offers?

[He's basically required to make that kind of comment. because oh no, his friends keep being hot.]

That's cool shit, dude.

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[bethehugejerk]

WHY, SOLLUX, DID YOU HAVE TO PHRASE IT LIKE THAT.
NO ONE CARES WHAT AWFUL THOUGHTS YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT THE USE OF YOUR TONGUE OR WITH WHO
IF ANYTHING, THEY CARE NEGATIVELY, BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW!
AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ENTIRELY POSSIBLE TO SAY HEY, PIERCED TONGUE, AND SPARED US THE MENTAL ANGUISH OF KNOWING YOUR INTENDED USE
BUT NO, YOU TAKE IT LIKE YOUR IMAGINARY GOD GIVEN DUTY TO INFORM US.
WHAT, SOLLUX, IS THE POINT.

[video]

[thekidsare0kay]

I have no clue, man. I was mostly ignoring all that shit that was going on, at the time. But I don't know, you still got to do some stuff before you died, right?

[video]

[thekidsare0kay]

Wow, it is not, loser. [You show him, Sollux. He sticks his tongue out in an excessively mature manner] Punching holes in my body is a sign of badassery and also sexiness.

[Video]

[helmetdoesnothing]

[Staaaaaaaaaaare...]

... I want one.

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[thekidsare0kay]

[He does remember you, you were cool. He grins]

Thanks! Meenah did them.

[Shrug] No problem. FF's just sleeping, so she'll be back, and Eridan's around somewhere being a dumbass, as usual. They're not my friends, they're my, uh. My girlfriend and my boyfriend.

[thekidsare0kay]

Do you want some? I'm sure Meenah would help.

[Video]

[thekidsare0kay]

What, you offering?

[He's constitutionally required to tease Dirk, tbh. It's just the way their friendship seems to work]

Thanks.