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caughtinanetwork2013-05-13 08:38 pm
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2hit, i'm glad the bubble'2 fixed.
i mean, the i2land'2 0kay, but it'2 pretty b0ring, and i wa2 kinda getting t0 like my hive.
i did find 0ne thing t0 liven thing2 up, th0ugh.
[The video function turns on, and Sollux' face fills the screen. Then he sticks out his tongue.
It's split down the middle, and in the centre of each side is a shiny stud. One is bright red, and the other bright blue. He shows off his new piercings for a moment, then the tongue disappears and he grins]
All this going on in my mouth, and my matesprit's in a coma, and my kismesis is probably too boring to do something about it. Laaaaaame.
i mean, the i2land'2 0kay, but it'2 pretty b0ring, and i wa2 kinda getting t0 like my hive.
i did find 0ne thing t0 liven thing2 up, th0ugh.
[The video function turns on, and Sollux' face fills the screen. Then he sticks out his tongue.
It's split down the middle, and in the centre of each side is a shiny stud. One is bright red, and the other bright blue. He shows off his new piercings for a moment, then the tongue disappears and he grins]
All this going on in my mouth, and my matesprit's in a coma, and my kismesis is probably too boring to do something about it. Laaaaaame.
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I SAID THAT'S NOT HOW I MEANT IT.
OR DO YOU WANT ME TO START COMPARING YOU TO KANKRI BECAUSE OF YOUR REFUSAL TO PAY ATTENTION TO ANYTHING BUT THE DRIVEL COMING OUT YOUR OWN MOUTH
OR FINGERS IN THIS CASE, NOT THE POINT.
I DIDN'T CALL YOU A SLUT OR A WHORE, I DON'T THINK OF YOU AS ONE, AND I JUST WANTED YOU TO SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR TONGUE PIERCINGS IN THAT CONTEXT BECAUSE OF A SIMPLE LITTLE CONCEPT CALLED TMI, TEASING OR NOT.
DO YOU FOLLOW OR AM I GOING TO HAVE TO REPEAT IT ALL AGAIN IN EVEN SMALLER WORDS.
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0kay.
i'm 20rry, kk.
i gue22 i 0verreacted.
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SORRY.
STILL FRIENDS?
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dumba22.
we'll alway2 be friend2.
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BUT TONGUE PIERCINGS ASIDE
HOW'VE YOU BEEN HOLDING UP LATELY?
I'VE BEEN BUSY DEALING WITH WATER DAMAGE SINCE WE CAME BACK, MYSELF.
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are y0u d0ing 0kay?
i wa2 thinking we 2h0uld hang 0ut 20metime.
like, as if we were actual friend2, 0r 20mething.
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AND WE ARE ACTUAL FRIENDS, DUDE
WHICH IS WHY WE SHOULD DO EXACTLY THAT.
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? MOVIES, GAMES, SOMETHING ELSE?
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i dunn0, if i 2ay m0vie2 are y0u g0ing t0 2ubject me t0 20mething that'll make me pr0jectile v0mit?
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BUT IF YOU PLAN ON THROWING A WIGGLER FIT OVER IT WE CAN WATCH SOMETHING ELSE.
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i 2aw there'2 thi2 0ne that'2 2upp02ed t0 be funny, ab0ut z0mbie2.
2hane 0f the dead, i think.
what d0 y0u think?
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IF IT SUCKS I'LL BLAME YOU
BUT UNLIKE A CERTAIN WHINER I CAN STAND TO TRY NEW THINGS.
WHEN DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS?
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i try thing2 all the time!
unle22 y0u mean 20me0ne el2e, in which ca2e - t0tally.
h0w ab0ut n0w?
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YOU DON'T TRY MY MOVIES UNLESS I FORCE YOU.
BUT NOW WORKS
I'LL BE OVER IN A MINUTE OR TWO.
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i'll put 0n the grubc0rn.
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WOUNDED IN ITS INFANCY, NEVER HAS IT FULLY HEALED, INSTEAD BEING BARRAGED BY A RELENTLESS ONSLAUGHT OF TOOL FAVORITES AND HACKER BULLSHIT.
AND SO IT HAS GROWN INFECTED AND GROSS
STINKING OF ITS ROT AND WEEPING PUS
ADVERTISING TO ALL PASSERS WHAT A SORRY STATE IT'S IN.
BUT FOREVER YOU REFUSE TO TREAT IT, TOO ABSORBED IN YOUR OWN MISGUIDED SENSE OF WHAT'S GOOD.
TL;DR ROMCOMS ARE AWESOME, NOOKSMEAR.
[He has typed this while walking over, and now at his door, he shuts off his SFC. Knock knock.]
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You've really got the most twisted mind imaginable. Either that, or you've got a weird pus fetish.
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Why would have a pus fetish, you sick freak? The metaphors I make are purely for descriptive purposes, not out of an affinity for the substances described, because I for one am not a sufferer of massive brain damage.
[He'll step on in just the same, though.]
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[Grinning, Sollux steps out of the way. The smell of popped grubcorn fills the small hivestem.]
So what did you bring?
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I thought you said we were going to watch a movie you picked. Something about zombies?
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Of course we are. What did you bring for snacks?
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... Give me a few minutes, I'll go get something.
[Time to turn around and head back to his hive for something.]
[Action]
[Sollux grabs his arm and tries to stop him from leaving]
Forget that, I was kidding! We can find shit to snack on here.