thekidsare0kay: (grin)
thekidsare0kay ([personal profile] thekidsare0kay) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork2013-05-13 08:38 pm

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2hit, i'm glad the bubble'2 fixed.
i mean, the i2land'2 0kay, but it'2 pretty b0ring, and i wa2 kinda getting t0 like my hive.
i did find 0ne thing t0 liven thing2 up, th0ugh.


[The video function turns on, and Sollux' face fills the screen. Then he sticks out his tongue.

It's split down the middle, and in the centre of each side is a shiny stud. One is bright red, and the other bright blue. He shows off his new piercings for a moment, then the tongue disappears and he grins]


All this going on in my mouth, and my matesprit's in a coma, and my kismesis is probably too boring to do something about it. Laaaaaame.

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2013-05-14 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU BRAINDEAD TOOL?
I SAID THAT'S NOT HOW I MEANT IT.
OR DO YOU WANT ME TO START COMPARING YOU TO KANKRI BECAUSE OF YOUR REFUSAL TO PAY ATTENTION TO ANYTHING BUT THE DRIVEL COMING OUT YOUR OWN MOUTH
OR FINGERS IN THIS CASE, NOT THE POINT.
I DIDN'T CALL YOU A SLUT OR A WHORE, I DON'T THINK OF YOU AS ONE, AND I JUST WANTED YOU TO SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR TONGUE PIERCINGS IN THAT CONTEXT BECAUSE OF A SIMPLE LITTLE CONCEPT CALLED TMI, TEASING OR NOT.
DO YOU FOLLOW OR AM I GOING TO HAVE TO REPEAT IT ALL AGAIN IN EVEN SMALLER WORDS.

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2013-05-15 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
MAYBE I DID WORD THINGS KIND OF SHITTILY TOO.
SORRY.
STILL FRIENDS?

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2013-05-18 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
IT IS ONE OF THE LAWS OF EXISTENCE THAT I HAVE TO ASK EVERY TIME, AND YOU KNOW IT.
BUT TONGUE PIERCINGS ASIDE
HOW'VE YOU BEEN HOLDING UP LATELY?
I'VE BEEN BUSY DEALING WITH WATER DAMAGE SINCE WE CAME BACK, MYSELF.

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2013-05-18 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
PISSED OFF AT THE THE BULLSHIT THIS PLACE PUTS US THROUGH, BUT WHAT ELSE IS NEW.
AND WE ARE ACTUAL FRIENDS, DUDE
WHICH IS WHY WE SHOULD DO EXACTLY THAT.
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? MOVIES, GAMES, SOMETHING ELSE?

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2013-05-21 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
IF YOU HAD SOME ACTUAL TASTE IN FILM MAYBE YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO STOMACH MY MOVIES
BUT IF YOU PLAN ON THROWING A WIGGLER FIT OVER IT WE CAN WATCH SOMETHING ELSE.

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2013-05-23 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
A HUMAN MOVIE?
IF IT SUCKS I'LL BLAME YOU
BUT UNLIKE A CERTAIN WHINER I CAN STAND TO TRY NEW THINGS.
WHEN DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS?

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2013-05-27 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I MEANT YOU, STUPID.
YOU DON'T TRY MY MOVIES UNLESS I FORCE YOU.
BUT NOW WORKS
I'LL BE OVER IN A MINUTE OR TWO.

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2013-06-06 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
THE ONLY THING HERE THAT SUCKS IS THE GAPING HOLE IN YOUR SENSE OF TASTE
WOUNDED IN ITS INFANCY, NEVER HAS IT FULLY HEALED, INSTEAD BEING BARRAGED BY A RELENTLESS ONSLAUGHT OF TOOL FAVORITES AND HACKER BULLSHIT.
AND SO IT HAS GROWN INFECTED AND GROSS
STINKING OF ITS ROT AND WEEPING PUS
ADVERTISING TO ALL PASSERS WHAT A SORRY STATE IT'S IN.
BUT FOREVER YOU REFUSE TO TREAT IT, TOO ABSORBED IN YOUR OWN MISGUIDED SENSE OF WHAT'S GOOD.
TL;DR ROMCOMS ARE AWESOME, NOOKSMEAR.


[He has typed this while walking over, and now at his door, he shuts off his SFC. Knock knock.]

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2013-06-10 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Karkat's lip curls.]

Why would have a pus fetish, you sick freak? The metaphors I make are purely for descriptive purposes, not out of an affinity for the substances described, because I for one am not a sufferer of massive brain damage.

[He'll step on in just the same, though.]
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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2013-06-12 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[His eyebrow raises.]

I thought you said we were going to watch a movie you picked. Something about zombies?

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2013-06-16 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, now he feels stupid.]

... Give me a few minutes, I'll go get something.

[Time to turn around and head back to his hive for something.]