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[thekidsare0kay]

2hit, i'm glad the bubble'2 fixed.
i mean, the i2land'2 0kay, but it'2 pretty b0ring, and i wa2 kinda getting t0 like my hive.
i did find 0ne thing t0 liven thing2 up, th0ugh.

[The video function turns on, and Sollux' face fills the screen. Then he sticks out his tongue.

It's split down the middle, and in the centre of each side is a shiny stud. One is bright red, and the other bright blue. He shows off his new piercings for a moment, then the tongue disappears and he grins]

All this going on in my mouth, and my matesprit's in a coma, and my kismesis is probably too boring to do something about it. Laaaaaame.

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[thekidsare0kay]

that'2 becau2e i already kn0w they 2uck.
i'll put 0n the grubc0rn.

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[bethehugejerk]

THE ONLY THING HERE THAT SUCKS IS THE GAPING HOLE IN YOUR SENSE OF TASTE
WOUNDED IN ITS INFANCY, NEVER HAS IT FULLY HEALED, INSTEAD BEING BARRAGED BY A RELENTLESS ONSLAUGHT OF TOOL FAVORITES AND HACKER BULLSHIT.
AND SO IT HAS GROWN INFECTED AND GROSS
STINKING OF ITS ROT AND WEEPING PUS
ADVERTISING TO ALL PASSERS WHAT A SORRY STATE IT'S IN.
BUT FOREVER YOU REFUSE TO TREAT IT, TOO ABSORBED IN YOUR OWN MISGUIDED SENSE OF WHAT'S GOOD.
TL;DR ROMCOMS ARE AWESOME, NOOKSMEAR.

[He has typed this while walking over, and now at his door, he shuts off his SFC. Knock knock.]

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[thekidsare0kay]

[Sollux got a good laugh out of that last bit, and as he opens his door, he smirks at Karkat and sticks out his pierced tongue before letting him in]

You've really got the most twisted mind imaginable. Either that, or you've got a weird pus fetish.

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[bethehugejerk]

[Karkat's lip curls.]

Why would have a pus fetish, you sick freak? The metaphors I make are purely for descriptive purposes, not out of an affinity for the substances described, because I for one am not a sufferer of massive brain damage.

[He'll step on in just the same, though.]

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[thekidsare0kay]

Uh huh.

[Grinning, Sollux steps out of the way. The smell of popped grubcorn fills the small hivestem.]

So what did you bring?

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[bethehugejerk]

[His eyebrow raises.]

I thought you said we were going to watch a movie you picked. Something about zombies?

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[thekidsare0kay]

[He pulls the DVD out of his captchalogue and brandishes it]

Of course we are. What did you bring for snacks?

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[bethehugejerk]

[Well, now he feels stupid.]

... Give me a few minutes, I'll go get something.

[Time to turn around and head back to his hive for something.]

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[thekidsare0kay]

Wow, hang on a second!

[Sollux grabs his arm and tries to stop him from leaving]

Forget that, I was kidding! We can find shit to snack on here.