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[The first thing that’s heard is a loud crash, which probably resulted in the SFC being turned on. There was a groan from the background, and the feed starts to focus in on a hairy…

Wait, is that Yosuke?]

Damn it…that’s the second time today! [He stares at his new paw-hands and then back down at the shattered plate with his precious food on it, that was now down on the floor.] First the stupid fairies, now I’m a damn beast!

[A moment later, there's the sound of footsteps approaching. Then the screen shows some lady in an elaborate yellow ballgown...

Wait, is that Souji?]

Again? Yosuke, you're going to have to replace those once this curse is lifted. [Souji sighs, exasperated. As for his thoughts, they're along the lines of "Yosuke, why does your luck suck so much? And why is it rubbing off on me now?". Or something like that.] Maybe you should undergo some beast training.

[Very funny, Souji. Very funny. Yosuke’s not so amused.]

I don’t want to do any training! I just want my hands back, damn it! I don’t want the hands, or the fur, or the paws, or whatever the hell’s wrong with me now. Can’t it just be…I dunno, normal for once?

[But Yosuke, nothing is ever normal for the Persona kids for long. You should realize that by now. But he just huffs, rubbing the back of his head with a rather large paw.

Okay, okay. There is a silver lining: he isn’t in a dress this time. That’s Souji’s thing to deal with. He just has to deal with all the Beast fur that appeared on him almost overnight.

And while Yosuke's doing that, Souji takes a seat in one of the chairs nearby.]

You and almost everyone else right now. But at least you aren't sparkling in the sunlight anymore? [He crosses his arms and looks down appraisingly at his sudden new outfit.] Hmm, is it just me or does this dress make me look glittery?

[Yosuke’s looking now too.]

Better you glittering than me. If I was glittering with fur, I’d have to ask you to shoot me now.

[Souji turns to give him a look.]

Oh? Why don't you wear something like this dress once this curse blows over then? I'm sure it'd look better on you than me.

[Oh no not The Look...]

No, no. Gave the girl thing a shot once - not doing it again. I will stay with my male clothes, thanks.

[That Look of Souji’s? Now totally saying "yeah, and you're not the only one". Somehow.

...At least until his eyes stray over to the SFC.]

Well, now that we've finished talking about our crossdressing experience, let's end the show. Thanks for tuning in to this curse's edition of "Luckless Yosuke"! Now please do both of us a favor and don’t stay on this channel.

[And with that, Souji stands up to hurriedly walk towards the SFC and quickly turn it off.]

Wait, what?!

[There was more yelling in the background, as the feed cuts. This just isn’t their day, is it?]

((ooc: Okay, so Yosuke is in orange, and Souji is in grey. Have fun with their embarrassment from being from beauty and the beast, guys! If you want to talk to one of them specifically, just state it in the subject line or something in your tag!))

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[Wasn't the guy speaking to her now the one wearing the dress? Oh well, she decides to switch to voice too.]

Well, it could've been a lot worse.

Yeah, it could... Any idea how worse it could get?

One word: mankini.

[Apologies in advance for the mind breaking that can possibly happen at her suggestion. Bad Madison, don't scare the nice kids your age.]

[. . .]

Oh man, don't even go there!

[Okay, can he cry somewhere now...]

See? Things could be a lot worse.

[Mission accomplished.]

I still don't know if a "mankini" is worse than being a beast, though.

[Just saying.]

I'd...say they're both embarrassing.

At least fur covers you. Besides, I've seen much worse-looking creatures back home.

[Take it as a compliment or insult, Yosuke. She's at least trying to make him feel a little better.]

I don't want fur in the first place!

[He's just a little stubborn.]

Maybe, but that doesn't mean I want to be one of those creatures.

[Ok, he's making it hard to calm down. Maddie is mentally facepalming right now...it's bad when you're sucking the optimism out of the power ranger/valkyrie now.]

And I don't like wearing armor that is revealing. The point is that you have to look at it through a different perspective and see that it can always been a lot worse than what you believe it to be. You just have to stay calm about it.

I am calm!

[No you're not, Yosuke. Whenever you think you are, you're really not.]

It's not always so easy to think of how it can be worse, you know.

[There's a sigh on her end. This guy wasn't getting it was he?]

I really hate pulling this line out on someone I don't even know but you are not making this easy. So I'll ask this:

Would you rather be in the form you are or be human but captured and have your life energy drained in order to revive someone who can open the gates of the Underworld and unleash Hell on Earth?

[Wait...]

You wouldn't be talking from personal experience, would you?

[Maybe. He's just. Making sure.]

I am.

[...]

Man. Okay, that does suck a little bit.

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I meant curse-wise, but that's pretty horrible on the mind too.

Exactly.

[Souji, why are you so calm? Give some of that to your friend!]

Was there any curses that are worse than this?

[ If only! ]

The Kraken attack, strange hats that couldn't come off, the RPG world for some people...

I heard about the kraken and those hats as well. Somehow that doesn't surprise me so much. RPG World is new though.

[Says the girl who can turn robot and fight fifty story monsters like Godzilla.]

To be fair, RPG World could be pretty fun if you weren't stuck with a horrible class.

Haha, I have a friend who would be all over that type of thing in a second.

Yeah, gamers seemed to have a lot of fun with that event.

Bet they got a lot of loot during that one.

[...blame her friend. Her group of friends can sometimes speak gamer/comic language.]

Yup. There was even a tournament for the more competitive people around.

That sounded convienant, didn't it?

Surprisingly. I suppose this place just likes throwing certain people a bone from time to time.

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[ voice ] I had to see this while seeing the crossdressing portion of the game. Pfft.

[ voice ] LOL also threadjack

[ voice ] Haha, hi Beast!

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[ voice ] Sorry again for her being kind of a bitch. -_-;

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[ voice ] Can I say your Yosuke is awesome though?

[ voice ] aww, thank you! ♥

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