[Audio] ♉ Summoner: Do you sensei connection between us?

[rebull]

So uh, don't get me wrong, I'm pretty amazing with my hands, if you'd like a demonstration I'll be happy to give it, but- Heh well, uhh... it's been a while since I brushed up on my swordsmanship.

Think any of you would be cool with giving a troll a hand to hand polishing up? Normally I lean towards the more heavy duty, but something with a little more speed, accuracy, and less weight wouldn't be too bad, I just need to brush up.

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[rebull]

Because I am interested in staying able bodied? Not all of us has the benefit of staying young forever.

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[grandhighblood]

[Another pause, a little longer than the last one, but he just snorts into the audio feed like it don't even all matters to him.]

Finally all up and feeling the motherfucking wear in your brittle lowblood quality bones, huh motherfucker? You lowbloods are such delicate little pieces of shit- think you can even handle a go with me any-fucking-more?

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[rebull]

[The pause is... weird.]

I don't think it would even matter if I said no, would it?

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[grandhighblood]

[Don't think too hard about it, that shit gets weird fast.]

Nah. I'll motherfucking keep workin' you into the dirt where you all up and motherfucking belong until my clubs crack.

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[rebull]

[Yeah... better just stay outta that.]

[And he's happy the bounce back is so easy, even smiling a bit at the Highblood's words despite how rude they are.]

Can't shove me down if you fall first, big 'n' tall, you fall harder than me anyway.

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[grandhighblood]

[Yes, this is better.]

What, never heard of a motherfucking roll? If I go down, it ain't too motherfucking long until you come down all with a brother!

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[rebull]

Rolling's gonna happen with a rack like mine? I don't think so, dumbass.

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[grandhighblood]

Seems you need a refresher when it all comes down to the wicked motherfucking strife. First motherfucking rule when it all comes to it: Don't underestimate what a brother can and can't all fucking do.

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[rebull]

I don't know if I can fit you in... there's a lot of more important people, ya know, to bother with right now? Maybe later. If I feel like it or something.

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[grandhighblood]

Sure you can fit a brother in- you always motherfucking do, and you always motherfucking feel like it. I fill that slot in nice and motherfucking tight so there just ain't any room for no other motherfuckers. Don't go around denyin' and lyin' to a brother's face when he already fucking knows, heh heh!

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[rebull]

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[rebull]

[...he means, time... slot...... right?]

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[rebull]

[.............uh...]

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[rebull]

[Okay no no, you got this, head out of there and back in the game.]

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[rebull]

You're just too big to fit- [Oh no he started talking before he was ready-]

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[rebull]

[Shit shit, abort.]

Uh-

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[grandhighblood]

[Nope, you can't stop this line of thought now! You can practically hear the low snickering before it even leaves his mouth, along with his deep and rumbling tone. Can't blame a brother for getting a little bit worked up now, right?]

I'll make it motherfucking fit. Done it before, and I can all up and do it again.

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[rebull]

[The sound of his wings ruffling and adjusting might be barely audible at this point, trying to just, settle down and stop the heat in his face.]

Not before you slim down a few sizes.

[Breath, just, try and go with what you really meant and not about how it sounded like it was about....]

[...Ah hah.]

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[grandhighblood]

We both already motherfucking know that my size ain't even all an issue for you.

[He lets out a heavy breath- he could swear he can hear the wings, but the sound of blood starting to rush through his ears and his breathing seems to overlap it.]

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[rebull]

[Grits his teeth. Damnit GHB, stop saying things that sound like implications relating to your dick. He doesn't care if he started it.]

You've never been someone to listen to complaining really, don't even think you can hear it, another one of your weird as hell clown powers.

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[grandhighblood]

[That's like telling him to stop saying 'motherfuck' in any of his sentences. Just ain't happenin' man.]

No point in even wasting my motherfucking time with that whiny shit noise. Then being annoying as fuck must be another one your useless as hell powers.

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[rebull]

Annoying as fuck's what helps make you stay~

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[grandhighblood]

We already got that shit all up and motherfucking figured out, so fuck off, motherfucker.

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[rebull]

What shit, you mean how much you like being around me~?

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[grandhighblood]

Yeah, that sh- [Huffs loudly, almost a snarl.] Getting all kinds of motherfucking cheeky and shit. Go back to your motherfucking pointless training bullshit.