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[Video] 07 Feathers

[Davesprite looks like he just woke up. Amazing that he feels more tired after sleeping for three straight weeks. Note to self: try to avoid that in the future.]

I'd say this is for the sake of science or something along those lines, but since it's truth week, I doubt it'd let me say that. So, I'm just going to say that this is me exploiting the hell out of this curse by asking this question publicly.

[Dramatic pause!]

What are your most embarrassing guilty pleasures? I'm surprised nobody has asked this already, Jesus.

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[Ah ha.]

Why are you so uncomfortable with your body then? Is it because of the fact that you seem to lack a more detailed lower body?

[Fuck you, Darkleer.]

It's the fact that I'm part ghost sprite thing, part crow. Not to mention a carbon copy of the Dave from the alpha timeline.

[You started it you little punk]

The ghost part I cannot advise on, but if you are part crow, perhaps you have a crow's sexual organs. My matesprit is quite knowledgeable when it comes to animals, I'm sure if you asked politely he could assist you with learning more about your body and gradually becoming comfortable.

[Someone needs to end it before it gets out of hand]

...Dude, if he's older than 18 in human years, then I'm pretty sure that'd be considered pedophilia and I'm pretty sure that's still illegal even in Vatheon.

[Too bad it's set to private]

You really need to stop thinking he'd touch you, he is quite taken after all. He would simply educate you. Just imagine the learning experience it could be!

Yeah, and when you say it like that, it sounds more like he's going to take a more hands-on approach to this schooling. Not to mention I'd rather find out on my own instead of having someone else try to figure it out.

That's just your mind assuming things.

Now what have we learned today?

That you have really deep, meaningful reasons to like bondage.

[Isn't he a cute teenaged bird boy?]

...What is your most embarrassing moment?

[He's a cute teenaged bird boy who still hasn't learned the lesson of 'curse week effects', that's what Darkleer thinks.]

Accidentally killing a crow with one of my shitty swords. What's your most embarrassing moment?

[Two can play this game, Darkleer. B|]

My entire childhood. Alright, this is getting quite foolish. We should stop right now.

[He doesn't want to seem too petty or anything.]

You really should learn some common manners.

I was raised in the Strider household. Common manners has a different definition from yours in that regard, broseph.

[Embrace your pettiness, Darkleer!]

Then you need to learn them. Things like this escalate and then everyone becomes miserable.

[But you're not his one armed, one eyed spider babe.]

I'm only a Southern gentleman when I feel like it, and at the moment I really don't. The advice is duly noted, however.

[Probably a good thing he's not, really.]

...You're not to speak of anything I told you to anyone.

Man, that's your business, I'm not about to go blabbing about your bondage kink for no good reason. I ain't that cruel.

You are, however, very nosy and clearly prone to toying with others.

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[Video] 07 Feathers

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