[Video] 07 Feathers

[cawcawmthrfckrs]

[Davesprite looks like he just woke up. Amazing that he feels more tired after sleeping for three straight weeks. Note to self: try to avoid that in the future.]

I'd say this is for the sake of science or something along those lines, but since it's truth week, I doubt it'd let me say that. So, I'm just going to say that this is me exploiting the hell out of this curse by asking this question publicly.

[Dramatic pause!]

What are your most embarrassing guilty pleasures? I'm surprised nobody has asked this already, Jesus.

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

I was genetically predisposed for my mind to be at odds with the rest of the world. I don't see that changing anytime soon.

[There's wry amusement tinting his tone.]

Still. I'm not about to drag you into my problems.

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[shippingmath]

Too late, bro. I caught a scent and now I'm latched on. This is fucking terrier levels of attachment, if you want to get me off you're going to have to break my fucking jaw. We're in it for the long haul.

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

Is this also an admission to being an ankle biting yap dog on top of all that?

[Davesprite sounds oh so innocent as he asks.]

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[shippingmath]

Goddamn brat, you know what I meant. No that was not.

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

I was raised by the biggest brat of them all. 'Sides, I'm not the one who used a terrier as my example, Toto.

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[shippingmath]

Careful with that talk, Bro'd beat your ass if he heard it.

Would you prefer it if I used a squid or a lamprey? Or maybe even an anglerfish. Is that suitably morbid?

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

He's well aware of his brattiness.

I refuse anything with tentacles since then you'd have to suffer under the obligatory Japanese tentacle porn quip as punishment. Also, the terrier sticks, unless you want to change it to pomeranian.

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[shippingmath]

I can deal with the hentai jokes, because I am likely to be the one making them. Fangirls would cream themselves over the incestuous implications.

You keep that up and you're going to earn the title of pigeon.

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

I'm sure Rose would have something to say about that. With luck, she'll never find out and we can avoid the awkward Freud conversations.

I assure you that I'm not that dumb. If I have to be an annoying bird, then I'd rather be a parrot.

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[shippingmath]

She isn't even here. The only way she'd find out is if you told her. And if you did, I really would have to call you a pigeon, bro.

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

Are you kidding? She'd find out anyway. We wouldn't have to say a damn thing and she'd somehow know. Just remember that there are consequences to calling me a pigeon. I might say, "Yeah, you're right, I am a pigeon." When that moment happens, I'm going to make like a pigeon and shit all over you and your robots.

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[shippingmath]

You have more fear over her clairvoyance than I do, brosprite.

Like I can't twist your arm literally and metaphorically into cleaning it up.

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

She's a Seer of Light. Kind of her job. It doesn't help that she studies psychology with the ferocity of a religious fanatic.

Get Dave to help you.

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[shippingmath]

I suspect you overestimate her, but go ahead and live in paranoia, bro.

Why should I get Dave when you'd be right there?

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

'Cause I'm not gonna stick around for it.

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[shippingmath]

Like I'd just let you flap off into the wild blue yonder.

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

I cannot be tamed, Dirk, you should know that.

[He can only be whipped.]