[Video] 07 Feathers

[cawcawmthrfckrs]

[Davesprite looks like he just woke up. Amazing that he feels more tired after sleeping for three straight weeks. Note to self: try to avoid that in the future.]

I'd say this is for the sake of science or something along those lines, but since it's truth week, I doubt it'd let me say that. So, I'm just going to say that this is me exploiting the hell out of this curse by asking this question publicly.

[Dramatic pause!]

What are your most embarrassing guilty pleasures? I'm surprised nobody has asked this already, Jesus.

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[goodnightsweetprince]

[ He's enjoying this poetic conversation though! ]

True words, Davidsprite! They have shown me the world! Shining, shimmering...

[ Oh, what's the word...? ]

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

[Good! Strangely, Davesprite's also enjoying this very obvious moment of ironic dorkiness.]

Did they tell you to be as swift as a coursing river with all the force of a great typhoon? With the strength of a raging fire? And mysterious as the dark side of the moon?

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[goodnightsweetprince]

[ GASP!! No they didn't!!!

Why did they leave out this important piece of...

Oh yeah. ]

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[goodnightsweetprince]

...boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym...

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

[Jesus Christ he's having such a hard time keeping his face straight.]

I really wish I knew how to swim.

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[goodnightsweetprince]

[ Straight faces are for squares. Faces are more curved anyway. ]

...

Be a man, Davidsprite!

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

[Face is now in hands.]

That's not my name.

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[goodnightsweetprince]

[ Record scratch sound effect.

Uh-oh, he called him Davidsprite.

He shouldn't have done that.

Now he's in for it.

THEY CALL HIM MR. PIG!!! ]

Sincerest apologies.

[ Can he call you Da? Or maybe just Rite? Or how about VIDSPRI? ]

Did I pronounce it wrong?

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

[Pffffffft he can't handle this guy, that's what today is telling him.]

No David, just Davesprite. I hate being called by my full name.

[Fucking truth curse]

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[goodnightsweetprince]

[ Today is not a good day for handling but it's a wonderful day for pie. ]

Then I shall respect your preferences and address you as such, Davesprite. However, I will also invade your privacy by asking if there is a tragic backstory concerning this or if it is just a general disdain?

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

[Fuck everything]

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

[He's totally going to just make sure he doesn't go near the -sprite business of it all and focus on the problem with David.]

General disdain, but it's also how I know I'm in deep shit with my brother or whoever. I mean, I know I'm in trouble if Bro uses my name, but I know I royally fucked up if he uses the full name.

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[goodnightsweetprince]

[ Good cuz no one asked about the -sprite business unless we're talking about your relation to Petersprite. ]

You have done nothing wrong, and certainly didn't frick anything up! I am just a prince play the royalty card all the time which causes me to tend to overembellish everything ever. Including names.

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

It's fine. Not like you've mortally affronted me or anything like that. I'll correct you if you slip up, no problemo.

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[goodnightsweetprince]

I'll do my best to assure that it doesn't happen again so you need not correct me in the future!

As long as we're going by actual names...most people address me as Prince Gumball but my first name is actually Bubba.

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

Bubba.

[First thing that comes to mind: Hubba Bubba Max.]

Do you prefer that instead?

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[goodnightsweetprince]

[ He's probably made out of Hubba Bubba Max so Davidsprite wouldn't be too far from the target. ]

For the most part no one really calls me that and usually address me properly by my princely title. It just felt like the right thing to share with you while we're under a truth curse and after you told me about your name.