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[flared]

[So, this week is shaping up to be a barrel of laughs, isn't it? And Axel intends to take full advantage of it.

Never mind that this could come around full circle to bite him in the ass later. With the SFC turned on he shows up, grinning with his head rested in his hand.

Hello, Vatheon.]

Let's play a game. A bonding exercise, if you will. I figure it'll lift everyone's spirits a little.

On a scale from 1 to 10, let's tell each other how attractive we think we are. Then we'll take turns explaining why. Sound good?

(( ooc: Threadjacking is totally cool, btw ))

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[fulmination]

No, and no. Honestly, those are rather gruesome ways to go to begin with...

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[flared]

Did someone rip your heart out?

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[fulmination]

Heavens no! What on earth would give you that idea?

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[flared]

I dunno. But it sounds pretty deadly, doesn't it?

Did someone... shoot you?

[What is this, 20 Questions?]

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[fulmination]

I've seen worse, honestly.

No. But they tried.

_{[Pretty much! And he's being honest! No lies there!]}

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[flared]

So what did they do exactly, then?

[Bats his lashes!]

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[fulmination]

Someone else tried to assassinate me, but they weren't the ones who caused my death.

_{[BAT MORE.]}

The shooting in question occurred around the winter near the town I grew up in. I wasn't a political figure by any means, but I did make quite a name for myself in the war seven years prior to that but I'd rather not go into those details right now. The point being, the soldiers giving me an escort wanted me dead. I must commend them on their attempt but I didn't survive that long just to be killed by a sniper of all things.

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[flared]

Well, well. You set up quite a reputation for yourself, didn't you? I guess I can commend you for that.

[BAT BAT BAT]

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[fulmination]

It's funny what some people will do just because they don't like the things you've done in your past.

_{[NOT BATTING HARD ENOUGH.]}

Surely you've done similar?

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[flared]

You mean make a name for myself? Sure. Kind of had to otherwise no one would take you seriously.

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[fulmination]

Then I'm sure you understand. Though I don't see why you'd need a name like that just to be taken seriously. Mine was in the job description.

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[flared]

It's fun to be misleading at times, you know~

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[fulmination]

So what would you gather out of the name 'Red Lotus'?

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[flared]

I imagine a lady in a nice red dress.

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[fulmination]

...Well, that's certainly a first.

_{[Vatheon don't you get any ideas.]}

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[flared]

What's it supposed to make me think of?

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[fulmination]

It's merely a title, Axel. Though it was given to me due to my alchemy creating something akin to a lotus flower.

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[flared]

Well, I guess that's better than seeing you in a red dress.

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[fulmination]

Please, don't give people ideas. I know someone who might try to get me in something like that.

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[flared]

Oh, do you? And who would that be? Do you really think they'd be listening in on this?

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[fulmination]

It's no one in parti--Vanitas.

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[fulmination]

<sub>[...

Fuck.

This.

Curse.]</sub>

...Well, then.

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[flared]

[Snort]

You'll just have to hope that he's not eavesdropping.

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[fulmination]

Is something funny?

_{[orz his life.]}

I'll find out eventually I suppose.

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[flared]

Just the idea of you in a red dress.

[Ahurrhurrhurr]