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[spacecase]

[The image is actually focused on a multitude of robot puppies all wagging their tails in unison when the SFC clicks on--then the camera pans over to Jade, who smiles brightly at the screen.]

Hello, question!

[A pause as she twitches her ears, then laughs.]

Not the invasive "tell the truth, sucker, or I'll gut ya!" question, just a general interest gauge question! Now see, I created these robot puppies for the purpose of giving them to people that are defenseless to adopt--yes, these pups are equipped with weapons, but that is beside the point! What I am wondering is if anyone would be interested in adopting these pups I have right now, or possibly me making more robots. I do not want to pretend I'm a super awesome robot maker or anything, but I know my way around some tech!

That's all, thank you for listening!

Comments

[goodnightsweetprince]

[ He leans in closer to his screen to get a better look at this darling little specimen. ]

Do you design and build these?

And I know they have weapons and are trained to kill but are they also trained to go on newspaper?

[spacecase]

Yep, I designed and built them all!

And they don't dispense waste, silly! But they do have very good AI, so even if they did they would know where to properly dispense it.

[goodnightsweetprince]

That's very fascinating!

Are they programed to learn as well? Because that can be very dangerous but also very helpful as assistants for a temporary period before they go power hungry and take over.

[savemegermany]

Ve, do you make robot kitties too?

[spacecase]

If that's a request to make one, I can certainly try my hand at it!

[savemegermany]

Sure! I love kitties! I bet Leo would love a friend to play with~

[fundemetal]

[Hey, remember this guy from working on the coral? Well, he remembers Jade. Not that they really got to talk or anything.]

I think Buford might get jealous if I adopted one of them, but they're really awesome. How long did it take you to develop the first one?

[spacecase]

Oh, I actually made them all in a batch, it took me about two days? Maybe three? I don't even remember how long I was in my workshop, I was in a science daze.

[fundemetal]

Not bad. You must have been really churning those puppies out. Just how many did you make?

[crabbygenius]

[Jade had Washu's attention at 'robot puppies'.]

An interesting and good idea. I'm more interested in how you made them instead of wanting one though.

[spacecase]

Well! I built their skeletons from scratch out of things in my workshop, but the actual workings and casing I made out of the scraps of a much larger robot I ended up dismantling. With all the parts split up into the pups, they are not as intelligent as they could be or adaptable in defense mechanisms, but they are well enough for being a lovable companion that shoots lasers.

[crabbygenius]

I would love to see your workshop sometime and the puppies themselves before you give them away. We might even be able to figure out how to make them as intelligent as you want if you want to work together.

[Can you tell she's excited about the prospect of toying with new robotic creatures? She really needs to finish building her own at some point~.]

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[hardknoxlife]

Hey Jade... I know m'not exactly defenseless and all...

[ He can't help it, okay? He's never had a pet before and he was really enamored by those things when they bowled him over. ]

D'you think you could spare me one? Gets a trifle lonely all by meself and all. There's a favor in it for you.

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[spacecase]

Haha, of course I can spare one, I made like ten! The fact that anyone would want them for company's sake is cool, too, they are dogs after all. Dogs are the best! And you do not have to give me anything in exchange, come on dude.

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[diehardreaper]

Those're the same ones who bowled me over the last time, aren't they? They were a pretty sweet lot and I'd be absolutely chuffed to adopt one.

[ Have a grin back. ]

Still doesn't feel right getting something for nothing, you ruddy genius. Consider a favor made at any rate, to be cashed in whenever you please.

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[ukidokiotaku]

They are like something out of a sci-fi tv show. Yet at the same time.... hey look so cute.

And possibly moe, dear god, why cute robot dogs.]

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[spacecase]

Well, I love science, so I will consider that a good thing in this case. And yes, they are very cute, and very loving!

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[ukidokiotaku]

What brought you to do something like that?

[She's curious, you know.]

[pranksterheir]

What kind of weapons? [He's having Liv nostalgia feels now, aww.]

[spacecase]

Lasers, naturally.

But you Mr. Egbert, are not allowed to have a robot puppy.

[AW MAN, WHAT--]

Because I did not make these from scratch, you deserve much better than that, and more weapons and things to play with. Only the best for my ectotwin!

[Oh.]

[pranksterheir]

Does that mean you'll make me something else instead...?

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[shippingmath]

If I got a puppy Ro-Lal's kittenbot would probably try to gut it, but I'd sure as hell like to take a look.

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[spacecase]

And you are always welcome to pop by to see what's up, Strider, you know that!

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[runawayrival]

You MADE a pokemon?

[ That's what it looks like, okay? ]

That is so cool!

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[spacecase]

A Pok--?

Oh!

No, a dog! You have seen a dog before, haven't you? I did not know there wouldn't be regular animals in the world where Pokemon are from!