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[croceamors]

[Hey there, Vatheon. Most of you probably haven't seen this guy introduce himself, and... he doesn't look like he's going to start now. He just looks very faintly confused- or maybe annoyed? It's hard to tell.]

...How do you get rid of a dog? Beyond killing it.

[As if on cue, something barrels onto the couch Saix is sitting on. It's a big cheery looking golden retriever, a blunt contrast besides grouchy lineface here. It cuddles up to him without fear. There's one of those big glowy star plushies in its mouth.]

It won't stop following me, for some reason.

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[proudsister]

[ oh my god look at the dog ]

Why would you want to? He's adorable.

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[coolerthansora]

[...it's kind of an absurd picture, that dog bounding up to Saix of all people.]

I thought you liked dogs.

[croceamors]

[He'd normally say that he doesn't have time for silly nonsense like this but... That's... actually not true anymore. Crap.]

I am not particularly fit for caring for animals.

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[croceamors]

[Trust him, he knows.]

Yes.

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[coolerthansora]

I'd say keep it, but I don't think I'd trust you even with something you do like.

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[croceamors]

[Thanks for that vote of confidence Roxas]

If you have no alternative solutions, then you can stop wasting both our time.

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[coolerthansora]

...put him outside and don't let him back him. He'll have to get it eventually, right?

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[croceamors]

We'll see.

[The dog starts to give a whine.]

Stop that.

[To be fair, the dog stops, only to burrow against Saix's side.]

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[coolerthansora]

Do you really not remember how to deal with things?

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[croceamors]

It depends on what I'm dealing with. I haven't had to take care of a dog for years.

[An Organization to make sure was, well, organized and such.]

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[coolerthansora]

And people?

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[croceamors]

[. . .]

Define 'take care of' in regards to people.

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[coolerthansora]

...

Well, not breaking bones is a start.

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[croceamors]

[Oh, yeah, that.]

That was his own fault. He wanted it to happen.

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[coolerthansora]

He wanted you to break his hand.

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[croceamors]

Yes.

[Complete. Lineface.]

Perhaps not his hand exactly, but he did want me to hurt him in some manner.

[That's what Saix has settled on, at any rate. After all, Axel knows how dangerous he is. Heckling him means he is either a bigger idiot than Saix remembers, or he has a deathwish. For the time being, he's going with the latter.]

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[coolerthansora]

What gave you that idea?

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[croceamors]

When someone is walking away and you keep antagonizing them, you obviously want something negative to come out of the encounter. It certainly doesn't help that he claimed he was afraid to die.

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[coolerthansora]

...that's not obvious at all.

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[croceamors]

Then what would you say it means?

[You love that patronizing tone of his, right, Roxas? Right? It would be better if there wasn't a certain dog still cuddling up to him and slobbering on the star toy.]

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[coolerthansora]

[The dog does kind of diminish the effect, yeah.]

Sometimes it just means you don't want them to go.

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[croceamors]

Considering who we're talking about, I highly doubt it.

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[coolerthansora]

People don't always make sense. Especially Axel.

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[croceamors]

No. He doesn't.

[He doesn't like that.]

Regardless, he did earn that injury and he should be thankful I didn't do worse.

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[coolerthansora]

You should be thankful, too.