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[croceamors]

[Hey there, Vatheon. Most of you probably haven't seen this guy introduce himself, and... he doesn't look like he's going to start now. He just looks very faintly confused- or maybe annoyed? It's hard to tell.]

...How do you get rid of a dog? Beyond killing it.

[As if on cue, something barrels onto the couch Saix is sitting on. It's a big cheery looking golden retriever, a blunt contrast besides grouchy lineface here. It cuddles up to him without fear. There's one of those big glowy star plushies in its mouth.]

It won't stop following me, for some reason.

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[proudsister]

[ oh my god look at the dog ]

Why would you want to? He's adorable.

[croceamors]

[He'd normally say that he doesn't have time for silly nonsense like this but... That's... actually not true anymore. Crap.]

I am not particularly fit for caring for animals.

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[coolerthansora]

[...it's kind of an absurd picture, that dog bounding up to Saix of all people.]

I thought you liked dogs.

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[croceamors]

[Trust him, he knows.]

Yes.

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[coolerthansora]

I'd say keep it, but I don't think I'd trust you even with something you do like.

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[croceamors]

[Thanks for that vote of confidence Roxas]

If you have no alternative solutions, then you can stop wasting both our time.

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[coolerthansora]

...put him outside and don't let him back him. He'll have to get it eventually, right?

[crackpotcrocker]

Why the heck would you want to get rid of the dog?

They're faithful and loyal. Unlike cats.

[croceamors]

[While that fact about cats is true, Saix is going to remain adamant on this dog ridding business.]

It's just going to be a bother. Besides, I'm not qualified for caring about a pet.

[crackpotcrocker]

What makes you say that?

[croceamors]

Why do people get pets in the first place?

[crackpotcrocker]

That's a plain silly question, because they're more trustworthy then people and make better company.

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[onebecametwo]

...Seriously? You got a fucking issue getting rid of a dog? Idiot.

[ Devit rolls his eyes. Because like wow. ]

Just tie it to a damn street lamp under a 'Free Dog' sign.

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[croceamors]

That isn't any guarantee that it won't just come back once someone pulls the leash off of it.

[Speaking from experience...? Maybe.]

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[onebecametwo]

That ain't a fucking excuse not to even try. Least you'd get the mutt away from you for a while.

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[croceamors]

I prefer a more permanent solution before I go wasting my time.

[flared]

[So look who has a giant bandage on his forehead and a flat look on his face almost close enough to match your own?]

Maybe you smell like another dog.

[croceamors]

At least I don't smell like failure. I'm afraid the same can't be said for you.

[flared]

I'm not the one who can't even push a dog away, though, am I?

[croceamors]

[Wordlessly, Saix reaches over and just shoves the dog off the couch with one hand. There's a small yelp accompanying that thud.]

I'm not the one who had to go to the hospital.

[flared]

[Poor doggy. Why.]

Yes. May all the Worlds forbid that I go get it properly patched up after that terrible job you did.

[... Which he's still confused about, but.]

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[idkmybfftheking]

Cut the poor guy some slack. It's obviously a case of mistaken identity. What with the reek, and all.

[What reek?

Oh, and you bet he's going to proverbially prod at Saix through the equally proverbial bars of this cage. There's no love lost between him and a certain collection of vessels.]

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[croceamors]

[Saix has already had to deal with Axel and Roxas' continous prodding, Riku. You're a bit late to the mocking party. His expression doesn't change an iota, although the dog does wag its tail harder at a new voice. This is starting to get faintly annoying, so Saix decides to prod back. He was a teenage boy once, too. Despite popular belief, he can understand how they think if he cares to try.]

What happened to your hair?

[Said so emotionlessly, it loops back into condescending.]

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[idkmybfftheking]

[Why does everyone bring up the hair?!

The barb will not go without retaliation; Riku's quick with a crooked smirk, brief and careless.]

Ran afoul of the fearsome and terrible barber. Not that you'd know one, judging from the state of yours.

Want to ditch the pet? Try losing the Au de Wet Dog and do us all a favor.

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[croceamors]

Hmph. Axel already beat you to that overused comment.

Now, are you done?