[Text]

[shippingmath]

For those of you who might give a fuck, Jake English is gone from the bubble again.
The kid's going to earn himself a title of flighty broad, at this rate.
Maybe the third time's the charm, if our "great and powerful God" deigns to deliver him a third time.
I rather suspect that it's too busy quoting Dirty Harry at us and our delightful circumstance.

Comments

[video]

[fourleafed]

[GUESS WHO CAN'T READ]

Your words look like an orange ice cream bar!

[video]

[shippingmath]

[What is reading comprehension, apparently. But since he actually wants her to pay attention to the content, rather than the color, he'll respond with video.]

Good work, full marks. You got out of this exactly what I wanted you to.

[video]

[fourleafed]

[TRIUMPHANT]

I got full marks!

[And then a moment later, the excitement wears off and is replaced by slight confusion.]

What's a mark?

[video]

[shippingmath]

Like a grade or a score. Hell if I know why they use that word, though.

[video]

[fourleafed]

So this was a test?

[video]

[shippingmath]

Yes. It was a test.

[Dirk, stop lying.]

[video]

[fourleafed]

What do I get for passing the test? Ice cream?

[video]

[shippingmath]

No, you get a gold star.

[video]

[fourleafed]

I got a gold star! Best finish!

[video]

[shippingmath]

You want proof of your victory? I can actually give you one.

[video]

[fourleafed]

You will?

[She is super-interested now.]

What is it? A real gold star?

[video]

[shippingmath]

[Well, he does have a bit of gold left over from making that robot for Meenah, so...]

Yeah. So you want it or what?

[video]

[fourleafed]

Uh-huh! Do I gotta find you?

[video]

[shippingmath]

Exactly. First rule of being a fuckingninja is finding your target. But since this is your first mission, I'll give you a hint. Look for the cotton candy.

[In other words, he'll head to the Amusement Park quadrant and wait for her there.]