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[shippingmath]

For those of you who might give a fuck, Jake English is gone from the bubble again.
The kid's going to earn himself a title of flighty broad, at this rate.
Maybe the third time's the charm, if our "great and powerful God" deigns to deliver him a third time.
I rather suspect that it's too busy quoting Dirty Harry at us and our delightful circumstance.

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[stridercentric]

depends.

do i get to play the guilt card and tell them its to make you feel better?

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[shippingmath]

Are you so bad at convincing them that you need it?

[No, Bro, you shouldn't use it sincerely.]

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[stridercentric]

[Geez, teen self. Don't give him that sass.]

no. we were talking percentages.

if i wanna estimate a percentage i need all the deets.

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[shippingmath]

[He will sass whoever he wants to. You're not his real dad.]

Well I can't stop you if you want to go in for the overkill of convincing.
Be my guest.
Take it all the way.

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[stridercentric]

gotcha.

then. id say 80 percent. 82 if i make my lip tremble.

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[shippingmath]

Banzai, senpai.
All shall fall before your fearsome wibbleface.