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[shippingmath]

For those of you who might give a fuck, Jake English is gone from the bubble again.
The kid's going to earn himself a title of flighty broad, at this rate.
Maybe the third time's the charm, if our "great and powerful God" deigns to deliver him a third time.
I rather suspect that it's too busy quoting Dirty Harry at us and our delightful circumstance.

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

patience your highness
it takes time to come up with puns that roll off the tongue for you 4
i mean seriously i could just use your name for a thousand different puns alone
dirk in a box is the first one that comes to mind
get in touch with your solid snake
you know you want to

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[shippingmath]

Good pun, best bro.
If you keep this up I may have to heartily endorse all of your shenanigans.
Don't make me regret it, dude.