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[It's been quite some time since the Head Nurse has ~~terrorized~~ graced Vatheon with her presence. She's been hard at work figuring out just what they did to fix the coral, and she's found out some very interesting things.]

Good morning, Vatheonites! It has been quite some time, hasn't it? And you have been terribly busy. We have a couple things to address.

Firstly, it was quite an ingenious solution you thought up for the coral, I am impressed. Who was it that thought it up, hmm? If you come forward, we might let you have an up close look at our facilities. I know you've been itching to get a look at them for awhile now.

Secondly, it seems that the Head Priestess lost her life in the commotion of fixing the coral. It's really quite a shame, but we didn't get to her in time to bring her back, so I'm afraid she's gone permanently.

[She doesn't seem to think it's a shame at all. In fact, she's smiling wider than ever.]

I do hope we can prevent such a tragedy again. You've all been behaving yourselves so nicely and not creating extra work for us. It would be very... unfortunate if that were to change.

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What a tragedy, Thal dyin' and such. I'm s-sure you'll fuckin' get ower it.

[Fuck this cold curse, it's ridiculous, he can't stop stammering his words. As if he needs anymore help in that department.]

[Her smile turns to something a little more smug when she sees Eridan. Oh, his Sailor outfit was quite entertaining.]

We will just have to manage. What about you? You're looking a little chilly, there. Do you need a check up?

[Or maybe he should just wear more clothing.]

[WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT.... Obviously that smug smile isn't about that though, it's about how much of a badass he was!]

Thanks for the astute obserwation, they don't call you the Head Nurse for nothin', huh?

[...But man, is she flirting? Is that what that is? Oh man oh god oh man. Gotta be smooth!]

Well if you're offerin'...

[Nailed it.]

Oh, a visit to the clinic might be in order, yes. Provided you haven't been engaging in any behavior that would make you colder than usual? Wearing... short clothing, perhaps? It is warm on the island, but you still must take care.

[Hey, this project gets boring sometimes. Poking fun at teenage boys is easy, cut her some slack.]

I am wearin' PLENTY a clothes, actually got myself b-bundled up in some goddamn blankets, but it ain't helpin' none. So perhaps I'm just in some need of your expertise.

[MAN HE IS SO COOL.]

[Sigh, he didn't get her joke.]

Oh, yes, I recall now. I believe this week some of you might begin feeling a little chilly if you don't have physical contact with someone. You all work together so well, we want to help you foster that spirit of teamwork. I think you'll find you warm right up if you go and give a stranger a hug.

[Of course he didn't, we aren't talking about that. However, that sure is a gem of information she's giving him!]

Hugs to strangers, huh?

[A beat...]

Y'know, I'we newer giwen you a hug, not that I would, but if physical contact is all you need... You're basically a stranger to me, physcially speakin' of course.

[ERIDAN STOP.]

Oh, I'm afraid it has to be with another foreigner or it won't work! Such a shame.

[No hugs for Eridan!]

[Yep that wiped that smile off his face.]

You know, l-leawe it to you to completely fuck this ower more than it already i-is. You're a soulless fuckin' harpy.

You'd best go find someone quickly, you're already cold-blooded after all.

[The most soulless!]

[She's as stoic and unfeeling as a statue, man.]

Yeah, I'm well aware a m-my own exothermic biology, thanks.

[AND WITH A HUFF, HE'S HANGING UP. No good stupid sexy Head Nurse.]

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