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[stayb100ponyboy]

Who is responsible for this?!

[Equius is on the network, and he's not cold, or at least, that's not what he's complaining about.]

Whoever sent me such a vile, depraved thing, confess immediately! This is entirely inappropriate and deeply cultural insensitive! Tell me who you are at once!

[So he can punch you in the face. Or at least yell at you some more.]

I advise all trolls and young humans to avert their eyes, as I'm about to show you something filthy and disgraceful. [Very quickly, he flashes this game in front of the SFC.] The culprit needs to confess now. I demand it.

[OOC: dammit, Leo, look what you've done. It seems this has been one successful prank pulled.]

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[fundemetal]

But it's Mr. Bucket! He's buckets of fun. Also, it's a little kids game.

[Leo is far too amused. But he's not going to give in and confess yet.]

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Aghast.]

What is wrong with you humans? This is not a game for children!

[Not even going to comment on the "buckets of fun" thing.]

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[stridercentric]

[Wow. There Bro was, bracing himself for something awful and perverted, only to be thoroughly disappointed. Disappointed and surprised.]

Whoah, hey. Is that Mr. Bucket? Talk about a goddamn nostalgia trip. Haven't seen one of those in years.

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[stayb100ponyboy]

You've seen one of these disgusting things before?

[Now Equius, innocent of the knowledge about Bro and his Smuppets, thinks Bro is a pervert.]

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[shippingmath]

Hot damn, Zahhak. You go on about how depraved and inappropriate it is, and then you show the thing off to the whole network? How filthy. How lewd. I'm already getting faint.

What are you even going to do with them once they confess? Hit them in the face with the bucket?

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[stayb100ponyboy]

I apologize, Dirk, but it needed to be done. The villain needs to know that I am on to their ways.

And no, I wouldn't do that! [He'd use his fists. Or half a bow.]

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

[Davesprite's having a good laugh before replying to this.]

Man, good thing you weren't there when John chucked a bucket at Karkat's head. Hit him square in the face, too.

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[stayb100ponyboy]

That is the most filthy, depraved...

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[stayb100ponyboy]

[kind of hot]

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[stayb100ponyboy]

... thing I have ever heard. Now tell me more.

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[changingtheflavor]

It looks more cute, than filthy.

[Yeeep. She doesn't understand you at all.]

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[stayb100ponyboy]

It is disgusting. It might not mean much to humans, but it means a great deal to trolls.

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[ukidokiotaku]

[Renge sits there, she doesn't look overly impressed.]

I was expecting something more raunchy, not childish. I've seen much filthier.

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[stayb100ponyboy]

[Is it wrong that Equius wants to ask about this supposed filth?]

How delightful for you. Was it delivered anonymously to your doorstep?

[helmetdoesnothing]

[Don't mind Mituna, he'll just stare at the thing for a moment then start sniggering helplessly. This is the best thing he's seen all week!]

Thomeone needth to call the fh-fucking lawkeeperth if you're thhowing porn all over the thtarfithheth. That'th thome motherfucking thcandalouth hapth.

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Oh sweet god, there's three Captors now?]

I know. I didn't want to expose everyone else to such filth, but I had to let the villain know that I was on to them.

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[rainbowarch]

[Woah, it's Equius, and he looks mighty upset. Like many others, Cielo doesn't understand what is so offensive about the bucket. But if Equius says it's a bad thing, it must be true.]

Why does it have hands? And a mouth?

[Because as far as he can see, it does not look like it would do a very good job of being a bucket.]

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[stayb100ponyboy]

[Thank you, Cielo, you are a true bro.]

I don't know! It's likely some bizarre fetish item.

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[420]

[Sorry, man, he'd help you out and all, but he is having kinda of a stare-off with Mr Bucket.

Its face

it is

kinda hypnotic.]

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[stayb100ponyboy]

[Of course, Equius interpret that stare as disgust.]

I'm sorry, Gamzee, I'll get it out of the house at once.

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[ninthserenade]

Oh man, is that what I think it is? I swear I saw one of those when I was out on a mission a few years ago! Where'd you get one of those?

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[stayb100ponyboy]

Did all the humans in the bubble have one of these things?!

[He had no idea their culture was so perverse! And a little disappointed that he's just now discovering that.]

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[doctor_dragoon]

[Gray skin, candy corn horns... this must be one of the trolls he's been told about. Well, that's interesting, but not the strangest thing he's seen in the bubble. He's curious about something else now, though...

Yukio puts on his best polite face, not wanting to offend this rather upset fellow any more than he already has been.]

May I ask what it is that makes the game so disgraceful? I'm new here and not familiar with your culture.

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[stayb100ponyboy]

[Oh, okay. At least this guy is being polite about it.]

This is the issue: buckets and pails in my culture have a very specific purpose, related to reproduction. A bucket is a very private, personal item, and finding one on your doorstep like such is... disconcerting.

[bestestfurrend]

Shooosh, Equius. It's okay. Can't you just put it away somewhere you won't see it if it's bothering you?

[stayb100ponyboy]

That won't change the fact that some pervert sent it to me, Nepeta.

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[onebecametwo]

Man I don't even think that package has been opened. So don't fucking worry 'bout it. I'm sure no one's stuck anything in it's mouth.

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[stayb100ponyboy]

Why is everyone assuming I want to stick anything in its mouth?!

[hecklinghare]

Uh...color me crazy, Blue boy but uh...how's a bucket disgracefa?

[Filthy, yeah he can get that. He'd done the janitor thing back at the studio once.]

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Okay, Bugs has always been decent to him, so Equius isn't too pissy when he responds.]

It's disgraceful because buckets are used in sexual situations for trolls.