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caughtinanetwork2013-07-23 10:42 am
sylphauxiliatrix) wrote in caughtinanetwork2013-07-23 10:42 am
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Villainous Video
[Backdated to Saturday the 20th, during the curse.]
[Your regularly scheduled programming is interrupted thanks to a sudden transmission. It starts with an empty stage, until the music and light show begin. The Fashionista seems to be at it again with her special brand of attention-grabbing villainy. She walks out on to the stage, yet again dressed in one of her bizarre creations.]
Good evening, Vatheon! Once again I bring you good tidings. My campaign against the crimes committed on a daily basis here is back on track. Tonight, I have a special surprise...
[The camera shifts suddenly as she gestures to the right with a dramatic flair. There, in chains, is Sollux Captor.]
The accused stands guilty of a high crime; mixing primary colors. Though this would not be so terrible an infraction, the accused has repeatedly and knowingly mixed reds and blues with wanton abandon! And worse, he shows no remorse for his actions!
[The camera swings back to her, all set for a close-up.]
Due to the callous and monstrous nature of this criminal, I have sentenced him to death. A public execution, to serve as an example to others!
[Again the camera pans around the room, resting on a gigantic sewing machine. That three foot long needle looks wickedly sharp... The video continues, but as of yet there's no indication where this might all be, other than some abandoned warehouse somewhere. Big whoop, this city is like Gotham. Their chief exports are abandoned warehouses and closed amusement parks. You might have to talk to her to find a way to save this poor soul... Or maybe you can just follow the spotlights tracing the sky from the warehouse district. That might not be her though, she's usually not that subtle.]
[Your regularly scheduled programming is interrupted thanks to a sudden transmission. It starts with an empty stage, until the music and light show begin. The Fashionista seems to be at it again with her special brand of attention-grabbing villainy. She walks out on to the stage, yet again dressed in one of her bizarre creations.]
Good evening, Vatheon! Once again I bring you good tidings. My campaign against the crimes committed on a daily basis here is back on track. Tonight, I have a special surprise...
[The camera shifts suddenly as she gestures to the right with a dramatic flair. There, in chains, is Sollux Captor.]
The accused stands guilty of a high crime; mixing primary colors. Though this would not be so terrible an infraction, the accused has repeatedly and knowingly mixed reds and blues with wanton abandon! And worse, he shows no remorse for his actions!
[The camera swings back to her, all set for a close-up.]
Due to the callous and monstrous nature of this criminal, I have sentenced him to death. A public execution, to serve as an example to others!
[Again the camera pans around the room, resting on a gigantic sewing machine. That three foot long needle looks wickedly sharp... The video continues, but as of yet there's no indication where this might all be, other than some abandoned warehouse somewhere. Big whoop, this city is like Gotham. Their chief exports are abandoned warehouses and closed amusement parks. You might have to talk to her to find a way to save this poor soul... Or maybe you can just follow the spotlights tracing the sky from the warehouse district. That might not be her though, she's usually not that subtle.]
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[Oh dear. Kanaya's going to have to have a nice big talk with Yotsuba after this curse to try and explain why this is all a bad thing.]
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[She repeated it to show she's got it now.
Or she remembers the word from movies, at least. Her dad really shouldn't have let her watch all those mafia movies.]
Do we get sharks? Or is it lasers?
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[She rubs her chin in deep concentration, before throwing her arms wide with inspiration.]
A shark tank, with a clear facade. tunnels through it, like in a aquarium. Tunnels that lead on to the runway. It will be a perfect backdrop for a new nautical line!
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[It would be perfect for swimwear.]
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[Swimwear, yes, but this is evil villain Kanaya. It'll be swimwear inspired by the sea, and full of wild impractical designs. One swimsuit will literally be a giant ship's wheel costume. Thinking of the possibilities is almost enough to distract her from the task at hand.]
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[Because that is the most important thing here: riding whales.]
I can ride it in the ocean and me and Mr. Whale can go up to boats and the whale can eat them.
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