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caughtinanetwork2013-08-05 08:56 pm
shippingmath) wrote in caughtinanetwork2013-08-05 08:56 pm
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[Voice/ action in Albert's apartment]
[There's a sound in the background before anyone starts talking, a sound that is almost suspiciously like the loading of a gun. Before anything more ominous happens, though, the noises stop, and a man's voice speaks up.]
Well, this is hella entertaining. They're getting uncreative with their invasive afflictions. You'd think they'd be eager to come up with new and interesting ways to get reactions out of us, instead of rehashing shit they've done before.
For you newbies, it means that this has happened before. At least this time I'm not fucking barking.
This is Dirk, by the way.
[For a few moments, there are some more random sounds- a little mechanical click-click-click, that continues until the recording cuts out.]
Well, this is hella entertaining. They're getting uncreative with their invasive afflictions. You'd think they'd be eager to come up with new and interesting ways to get reactions out of us, instead of rehashing shit they've done before.
For you newbies, it means that this has happened before. At least this time I'm not fucking barking.
This is Dirk, by the way.
[For a few moments, there are some more random sounds- a little mechanical click-click-click, that continues until the recording cuts out.]
[video]
Is it too late to ask for the million bucks instead?
[He laughs. Honestly, he wouldn't trade Dirk for even a billion dollars.]
[video]
Entirely too late. That offer had to be redeemed within two days of meeting me. You're shit outta luck, bro.
[video]
That's a short return policy. [He laughs.] Guess I'll just have to deal with what I've got.