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[Mindfang had gone to sleep the way she often did, passing out in a messy nest of blankets on top of a bed in a messy room. So when she wakes up in a much neater room, in a much neater bed she's already on her guard. And then it becomes quite clear that this isn't her much smaller, lady like body, but a hulking brutish one, and. If she wasn't used to(ish) the curses by now she'd be freaking out already.

Instead she saves that for a quick trip to the mirror, knocking over a few partially completed robots and sending a tiny horse running. And in the process bumping the SFC into recording. But even then, looking at Darkleer's face reflected back at her, she manages to keep her cool. Sure this body is disgusting, and the likelihood of this idiot being stuck in hers is sickening, but it's an opportunity, and she's never been one to reject opportunities.

And then a smirk splits across her face, and she cackles, a very un-Darkleer sound and frankly quite fucking weird, before she realises what that little blinking light is and hits the off button quite quickly.]

D ---> Hello Vatheon.
D ---> I would like it to be know that I have been lying to you all.
D ---> I am in fact a big stupid, ugly loser, who has no real friends in my home world and for good reasons too.
D ---> I have a tendency to stab those who have done me huge favours like saving my pathetic excuse of a life in the back.
D ---> I am nowhere near the realm of cool or intriguing and you would all be better off not knowing me, so I will understand if you all would like to leave now.

D ---> Also I am a pervert and have a weird obsession with hoodbeasts that I really should have grown out of by now.
D ---> Good day.

(ooc: replies will come from

dickleer)

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You say that But I'm confident it's a lie. It's quite clear my pokerface isn't a skill that comes with my body darling.

You were convenient in that you owed me quite a lot. Still do.

Hmph. I don't need to rub myself on priceless works of art. I'm not so desperate as you no doubtedly are.

I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Keep denying it. I'm sure eeeeeeeeveryone believes you.

You owed me a life. So you owed the most. I thought I'd be kind and let you work some of that huge debt off.

Yes, kind is certainly a trait that can be applied to you. That's meant in a sarcastic manner, by the way.

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