caughtinanetwork | Accidental Video

Entry tags:

Accidental Video > Text

[Mindfang had gone to sleep the way she often did, passing out in a messy nest of blankets on top of a bed in a messy room. So when she wakes up in a much neater room, in a much neater bed she's already on her guard. And then it becomes quite clear that this isn't her much smaller, lady like body, but a hulking brutish one, and. If she wasn't used to(ish) the curses by now she'd be freaking out already.

Instead she saves that for a quick trip to the mirror, knocking over a few partially completed robots and sending a tiny horse running. And in the process bumping the SFC into recording. But even then, looking at Darkleer's face reflected back at her, she manages to keep her cool. Sure this body is disgusting, and the likelihood of this idiot being stuck in hers is sickening, but it's an opportunity, and she's never been one to reject opportunities.

And then a smirk splits across her face, and she cackles, a very un-Darkleer sound and frankly quite fucking weird, before she realises what that little blinking light is and hits the off button quite quickly.]

D ---> Hello Vatheon.
D ---> I would like it to be know that I have been lying to you all.
D ---> I am in fact a big stupid, ugly loser, who has no real friends in my home world and for good reasons too.
D ---> I have a tendency to stab those who have done me huge favours like saving my pathetic excuse of a life in the back.
D ---> I am nowhere near the realm of cool or intriguing and you would all be better off not knowing me, so I will understand if you all would like to leave now.

D ---> Also I am a pervert and have a weird obsession with hoodbeasts that I really should have grown out of by now.
D ---> Good day.

(ooc: replies will come from

dickleer)

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Mindfang!

[Wow that sure is a shrill and familiar voice! Look who is still a bit o a mess but at least decently clothed and enraged???]

Stop spreading horrible lies and attempting to sabotage my personal relations!

I don't know what you mean by that, I am quite obviously Darkleer.

[Wow rude her voice is not shrill. And how dare you hide her cleavage from the world]

Besides, I don't actually have any personal relationships, only ones that I've stolen from others who deserve it more.

Oh, now you are just being overdramatic and childish. I have relationships that manage without being connected to you in any way, you know.

Besides, I stole positively nothing. Now stop spreading lies, you harpy, you know you can't lie to me when that's my body you are in.

It seems like you've really hit your head there, because I don't know what you mean.

I'm Darkleer, and yes I am very very childish and overdramatic. Also a loser and a moron who cries himself to sleep at night.

I think I'm gunna go for a naked run later, what do you think?

[That sure is a strangled cat noise!!!!]

Mindfang don't you dare! I am being serious! If you do that, I swear I will burn all of the alcohol in the entire city, don't you think I am not capable of that!

[And here's that cackle again]

I wouldn't do that if I was you. [Yes that is sing songy]

I'm completely serious, not only will the accumulated hangover be deadly, but after that the empathy will fuck you over quite a bit.

Hmph. Unlike you, I have some measure of control over myself. I don't doubt I could succeed where you fail.

Besides, even if it succeeds, which I doubt, then the aftermath will still leave you without any alcohol after this curse ends. I would only have to deal with it for a week.

Talk to me in a day or too and we'll fucking see. You're gunna crash and burn mr snooty.

Besides, if you destroy all the alcohol I'll destroy all your robots with these big fat hands. Or maybe something worse. [Challenging look]

We'll see about that. Ugh, feeling so intoxicated is sickening..

[Hissssss!]

Then I will exterminate all these vermin you have crawling in your hair!

The blinding headache won't feel any better. Especially not when you get another when this curse ends.

[Look, she can hiss back. And glare]

You dare touch them and I will cut off all your hair. All of it!

Edited 2013-08-06 04:30 (UTC)

Then I'll raze you bald, you wretch.

I'm pretty sure I would still look amazing, unlike you.

Please. You are hardly attractive to begin with. This will just make it more apparent.

And what, you are? Please. You look like the back end of a hoofbeast.

I am going to utterly wreck your body if you even attempt to do anything to mine, understood? And we both know that you're the one who will feel more shame for whatever I do.

Hoofbeasts are majestic creatures with gorgeous backsides, that is hardly an insult.

[Darkleer this is why people call you weird...]

You're already trying to bring shame onto my entire existence!

Wow way to prove my point of you being fucking weird.

[Pointed look.]

You existing is shame enough I think. Shame on the drones for not swatting you earlier.

That is not weird! They are featured in so much work of art for a reason.

Hmph. I think you would be biased in saying that. Of course, if I had been culled so early on, then you would have ended up bleeding in the desert, wouldn't you?

They're so fucking weird. And awkward as hell to look at. And I'm pretty sure there's sweat stains on that one what did you do rub yourself all over it in your "admirations".

Idiot if you didn't exist there would have been plenty of people willing to assist me. [Meaning for her to bully them into it. Though she'd probably be armless then]

That's a treacherous lie! I did no such thing.

Hmph. If there were plenty of people you could have gone to, then you wouldn't have come to me.

You say that But I'm confident it's a lie. It's quite clear my pokerface isn't a skill that comes with my body darling.

You were convenient in that you owed me quite a lot. Still do.

Hmph. I don't need to rub myself on priceless works of art. I'm not so desperate as you no doubtedly are.

I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Keep denying it. I'm sure eeeeeeeeveryone believes you.

You owed me a life. So you owed the most. I thought I'd be kind and let you work some of that huge debt off.

Yes, kind is certainly a trait that can be applied to you. That's meant in a sarcastic manner, by the way.

The Impersonation Would Almost Be Believable If It Didnt Carry The Trademark Serket Lack Of All Subtlety
And If There Wasnt A Rather Obvious Curse Going On At The Moment
It Seems That Yet Again These Curses Are Custom Tailored To Affect Us On A Personal Level

Edited 2013-08-08 15:07 (UTC)

[Well boo for you too]

Has anyone ever told you you're no fun at all Maryam?
One could call you a fun sucker even. Sucking the fun out of everything.
And yes it does seem so. 8ut I do try and make the 8est out of a 8ad situ8ion as you can see.

This Would Not Be The First Time Ive Been Accused Of Such
Nor Is It The First Time I Will Dispute Such Claims
Maybe Ill Consider Trying To Find Some Way To Make The Best Of This
...
You Know What
Let Me Put It This Way
My Current Situation Is Very Close To Being As If You And The Summoner Had Been Switched
A Few Weeks After You First Arrived
So Pardon If Im Not Exactly Enjoying This Week

And you have no desire to change that? 8e something more, someone interesting and fun?
8oring.

Huh. Tehn I guess you can 8e excused for 8eing 8oring.
So as long as you don't try and wreck any more of the fun I'm attempting to make out of this shitty curse I won't say another word a8out you choosing to 8e 8oring.

Again
Im Going To Have To Contest These Allegations
I had No Intention Of Ruining Your Fun
And I Dont Think Ive Said Anything That Wasnt Plainly Obvious To Just About Everybody

Besides
We Both Know That Darkleer Will Be Upset Enough With Your Broadcast No Matter How Your Prank Is Received By Others

Edited 2013-09-11 00:32 (UTC)

Who the motherfuck are you?

Who the fuck does it look like?

Looks like a motherfucker dressed up in a piece of shit's skin and masquerading in a manner that'll all up and sully his shitty precious image.

You got a problem with that? Seems like the ruining of his precious image would be something you could enjoy.

No motherfucking shit I enjoy it, but rocking the motherfucking curiosity on who the fuck the mysterious shitty puppeteer is. Indulge a brother.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Accidental Video > Text

video

video

video

video

video

Re: video

video

video

video

video

video

video

video

video

video

video

video

video

video

video

video

video

video

video

[text]

[text]

[text]

[text]

[text]

what

what what

in the butt

no

ya

nooooooope

yaaaar